Alan, Jake and others in “Camel Filters + Pheromones”

Jake, come here, sit down.

Did I do something wrong?

No, just sit down. We wanna talk to you about something.

[sits down] OK.

Well Jake, you know how I always told you to tell your parents about what's happening and everything you've been doing.

Yeah.

Well you...

You don't have to do that anymore. You're a big boy now and you, you don't have to do that now.

Why?

Well because, now that you're older, we feel that some things are best kept to yourself.

Or you just don't want mom to find out about Prudence.

That too.

OK.

[Enters] Hi Jake, ready to go?

Sure. [Walks out with Judith]

So how was your weekend?

Uncle Charlie says I don't have to tell you.