[Jakes meets Prudence, Berta's 16-year-old grand-daughter]
Jake
Berta, does Prudence have a boyfriend?
Berta
Oh, honey, don't get me started.
Jake
What does that mean?
Berta
It means: If she gets a high school diploma before she gets a baby, she'll be the first one in the family.
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