Two and a Half Men · Season 6, Episode 22
Oh, come on, Chelsea! Is this about money? 'Cause I'd be happy to pay the lease on your apartment.
It's not about money, you ass! I just think it's ridiculous that we're engaged and not living together!
Well, excuse me for being old-fashioned! I'm just not comfortable with us living in sin.
So you think we should stop having sex?
No, no, no, it's not the "sin" I object to, it's the "living" in it.
Is it ridiculous to want the turds in my bathroom to be human?
What do you want me to do, Charlie?! You want me to leave?!
No, no, no, you just got here! I'll leave! It'll make more room for you and Sir Crapsalot!
Charlie...
[Charlie slams the bathroom door and walks downstairs]
Get a good earful?
No.
I did, and I don't appreciate being called "Sir Crapsalot".
Where's Uncle Charlie?
Said he had some sort of meeting.
That means poker or strip club. [everyone in the kitchen stares at him] I'm sure it's poker.
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