She [Chloe] brought soup.
Why would she bring soup?
You told her you had a bug, so she assumed it was bronchial. If you'd been more specific like I suggested, you could have precluded this. Nobody just drops by when they think you have diarrhea.
I'm not jealous!
Charlie, you want to fire this guy [Fernando] just because he's younger and better looking than you.
And he can sing.
This has nothing to do with that, and I can sing too!
Yeah, but you stink.
Alan, you know the difference between you and me?
[Charlie falls through the deck]
Yeah! I wouldn't fire the handyman before he finishes!
[Fernando comes out of Chloe's bedroom in his boxers.]
About to sleep with my girlfriend?!
FFernando
OK [as in, "OK, that sounds better.] About to.
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