Charlie
I'm not jealous!
Alan
Charlie, you want to fire this guy [Fernando] just because he's younger and better looking than you.
Jake
And he can sing.
Charlie
This has nothing to do with that, and I can sing too!
Jake
Yeah, but you stink.
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