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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 23

Charlie and Alan in “Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin”

Charlie

Alan, you know the difference between you and me?

[Charlie falls through the deck]

Alan

Yeah! I wouldn't fire the handyman before he finishes!

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