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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 19

Charlie and Alan in “A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise”

Charlie

So, how you getting to the restaurant?

Alan

Sherri's picking me up.

Charlie

Ah! Very convenient.

Alan

Why? Because she's been here before? Because she's been here with you? Because you've had sex with her in every room in the house?

Charlie

No, because you can't drive. But it's interesting to see how your mind works.

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