Sherri and Alan in “A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise”

My point is, I'm tired of those shallow relationships I was having with guys like Charlie. I want to be with a man who can be sensitive and caring, nurturing, you know, someone who can make me laugh, make me think.

You do realize I'm straight, right?

[giggling] You really are adorable.

Thank you. I, uh-- I tend to bring out the mothering instinct in women.

Really?

Ironically, not my mother.