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Tugs · Season 1, Episode 15

Captain Star, Zorran and others in “Unfinished Business”

[narrating] Izzy Gomez (the old tramper) had failed all day to get a cheap tow into port. So, he decided to try and sneak in for Free, with the help of the fog.

[Izzy pulls his anchor, but Zorran pulls alongside him]

Hello, hello!

Hmm!

Ha ha! You never learn, do you, Izzy? Eh? [Chuckles] Crime doesn't pay, you know!

Don’t know what you talk about.

Slipping into port, on your own, without a tow? Well I hope you run aground! I'll be there; you'll be my salvage!

Hey, I no salvage! Okay. Fifty, most I give you for a tow.

Eh?! Get lost! Not for Five Hundred! You'll be worth more as scrap! [leaves]

Well, I did ask about a tow, and I did not get a tow, so…. [pulls up anchor]

Heh. That Izzy. I'll get him one day! Anyway, with luck, there should be a few distress calls today, eh? Suckers always pay at least double to get 'em out of trouble.

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