TV show quotes
You're a good guy, Stackhouse. You got a lotta heart. You're prettier'n most girls. If you just applied yourself right, you could accomplish almost anything.
You really think so?
Why else would I be babysitting your drunken ass making sure you don't piss your entire future away?
[referring to Talbot's reaction] It's like Armageddon in here whenever someone chips a dessert glass.
If I do get into some kind trouble, you'll feel it right?... How fast can you get to me?
Probably not fast enough. Stay out of trouble, Ms. Stackhouse. You'll do us both a favor.
[after his fangs came out] Don't be afraid.
[trembling] Are you afflicted?
I am... I was... My human life was taken from me.
Are you a ghost?
I an here to bury our son. You cannot be infected.
What are you?!? What are you?!? A-a demon? A devil?!You've taken my husband. I will not let you take my son!
There's werewolves?
Yes.
Shit. Bigfoot, is he real too?
I dunno, I guess it's possible.
Santa?
Jason, focus.
I quit! [walking away from the crime scene]
Hey, Bud. Wait up. Where you going'?
[irate] Didn't you hear me? I quit! I've had it with this shit! Every time we clear one murder, two more spring up.
That was the best sex I've had in decades.
At least someone enjoyed it.
[upon seeing Franklin entering the house with Tara] No! No no no. Not you.
Russell's expecting me.
What do you want from Sookie?
You should be more concerned with what I want from you.
[leaving message for Tara on cell phone] Ring ring, hooker, ring ring. Now I know you're holing up at Sookie's, but long story short, I gots me a six-figure bucket seat cradling my black ass right the fuck now. And you got yourself my old ride. That's right. Buddha done did us a 180, he did. Now why don't you calls a motherfucker back, please?
What time do you want to head back to Bon Temps? Since you're not looking for that asshole anymore.
Oh, I still plan on finding him.
Okay, doormat.
I'm not a doormat. I just want him to say it to my face.
What, he didn't hurt you enough?
I think he's in trouble. Maybe I'm wrong, but if he can look me in the eye, and tell me it's over, then I'll leave him here to rot.
You looking for closure? Just let it go, move on.
Says the man cooking breakfast in a wok 'cause he's too sad to buy a new frying pan.
You are not supposed to bring work home.
Darling, [points to himself] King!
As always the deposit will go to your Trust account.
But I want cash.
Last time you had any real money you ended up at the slots in Biloxi slaughtering a church group of elderly women.
They wouldn't let me have a turn!
We need to talk.
Don't say that. Women say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts.
What happened back there? Why were they all shiftin'? You almost shifted.
Couldn't help it. Their energy starts rolling and it takes over. We're lucky we got out there alive. Fuck!
I know it was terrible for you, but-
You don't know anything!
I know that if you don't slow down you're gonna kill us, and I am not going to die 'cause of your shitty girlfriend and a Mississippi pothole!
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