You have always so enjoyed making others suffer.
And there is nothing wrong with that. Especially after having been made to suffer as I have been.
You haven't suffered at the hands of others for a very long time.
S3 E6I Gotta Right To Sing The Blues
You never embraced our nature!
Your nature?! It was never mine! I welcome death because only then will I be truly free of the disease that is you!
S3 E7Hitting The Ground
You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?
Let's see how this plays out Pam. Can always taunt later.
I hereby pronounce you husband and wife.
Thank you.
Yes, thanks. So happy I could bleed.
S3 E8Night Of The Sun
[about Sophie-Anne] You never said she was going to live with us.
She's my wife, Talbot. We just acquired the state of Louisiana. I thought you would have been excited.
Excited? Franklin's brains won't wash off the guest linens; I had to bury werewolves under the gazebo, and that Sookie bitch staked Lorena. I've had enough excitement, thank you.
Things may be getting complicated soon. I'm afraid I acted somewhat impulsively while I was gone.
[sighs] What did you do? Spit it out.
I killed the Magister...He deserved it!
Are you out of your fucking mind?! The Authority will never stand for-
Fuck the Authority! It won't be able to prove a thing. I made sure of that.
You're acting like a century old child.
Relax! I've already sent a half million dollar check to the AVL in support of their foolish Vampire Rights Amendment.
You can't buy your way out of everything!
Of course I can! This is America.
S3 E9Everything Is Broken
Did you sleep at all?
[takes a bloody towel and wipes his bleeding nose] I'm fine.
The guards still outside?
[nods] Pam, whatever the Authority decides, I will not allow you to take any responsibility.
You didn't kill the Magister.
But politically I'm a much cleaner scapegoat. Who's easier to pin it on: a sheriff in your custody or a king that might be anywhere? If they search Russell's palace they'll find the remains of his lover.
What did he do to you?
Nothing. But he was the nearest thing to Russell Edgington's heart. He had to die.
A hundred years I've been with you. Why did you never say anything about Russell or your family?
You didn't need to know. What good would it do to share my pain with you?
You didn't need to carry it all by yourself.
I am not weak. I was a sole survivor. The burden's mine alone.
We've lived through so much for so long. It can't end this quickly...
Everything ends. Even the immortal.... If I can't go on, you must make a new vampire. It is your time to be a Maker.
[Pam breaks down into tears and kneels before Eric, crying into his chest]
[In the TV studio, anchorman Jerry McCafferty is reading the news]
JMJerry McCafferty
Oregon has rallied in anticipation of the state's upcoming ratification vote on the Vampire Rights Ammendment. Polls show the measure gaining support in recent months although nearly twenty percent of the country remains undecided.
[Suddenly Russell appears behind Jerry. His fist comes through Jerry's chest and then rips out Jerry's spine. People in the studio are heard screaming]
Does that help you decide America? Do not turn off the camera! You've seen how quickly I can kill. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Russell Edgington and I have been a vampire for nearly three-thousand years. Now, the American Vampire League wishes to perpetuate the idea that we are just like you. I suppose in a few small ways we are. We're narcissists. We care only about getting what we want no matter what the cost just like you. Global warming, perpetual war, toxic waste, child labor, torture, genocide, That's a small price to pay for your SUVs and your flat screen TVs, your blood diamonds, your designer jeans, your absurd garish McMansions! Futile symbols of pertanence to quell your quivering, spineless souls. But no, in the end we are nothing like you. We are immortal. Because we drink the true blood. Blood that is living, organic and human. And that is the truth the AVL wishes to conceal from you because let's face it eating people is a tough sale these days so they put on their friendly faces to pass their beloved VRA but make no mistake. Mine is the true face of vampire! Why would we seek equal rights? You are not our equals. We will eat you after we eat your children. Now time for the weather. Tiffany?
S3 E10I Smell A Rat
I'm a fairy? How fucking lame.
[Sookie walks into Eric's office, Pam behind her.]
She insisted.
She always does. [he nods and Pam leaves]
What did you mean, you're "not gonna be around much longer"?
Don't pretend you care about me. This is about Bill. Deep down, you know you shouldn't trust him.
Okay. Tell me why.
[gets up and walks to her, leaning close] Well, here's the truth. There are forces beyond even my control. If I meet the true death without having at least kissed you, Sookie Stackhouse, that would be my biggest regret.
Why does it sound like you're saying goodbye to me?
Cause I am.
[He kisses her. She resists at first, but then gives in. She breaks it off]
Okay, I get it. I'm irresistible and intoxicating, but keeping things from me does not exactly help your cause. Tell me why I shouldn't trust Bill.
[Pam walks in on them.]
What?
Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blah.
S3 E11Fresh Blood
[to Pam] You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.
SSummer
I even offered him my virginity and he turned me down flat.
MMaxine
[handing Summer a handkerchief] Summer, I appreciate that, even if you broke God's law.
SSummer
It's my fault. [about Jessica] I'm not tall like her. Can't even reach stuff on my own closet shelf without a grabber. And I'm not pretty like her.
MMaxine
[shaking her head] Oh, don't say such a thing! She's not even alive! And you are cute as pigs.
When this is over, let's begin again. We'll be new.
Will we? I don't know. I don't know if people change, even when they try.
We can if we want to. Do you want to?
You know I do.
Who would we be if we were normal? It's hard to even picture it. Would we live in Gran's house or your house?
Both. We'd be married, happily married.
And I'm not a waitress anymore. I'm...I'm going to college. No, I'm a real estate agent and I'm really rich.
I teach third grade and I love my job.
We'll have a big flower garden.
We grow vegetables.
Tara comes over for dinner and sometimes we double date with Arlene and Terry.
And I go fishing with Jason.
We don't even know Eric Northman.
Everything is peaceful.
S4 E1She's Not There
Eric, go!
[to Sookie] Apparently I have to go, but understand this: everyone who claims to love you, your friends, your brother, even Bill Compton, they all gave up on you. I. Never. Did.
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