Talbot quotes from True Blood

Talbot

[upon seeing Franklin entering the house with Tara] No! No no no. Not you.

Franklin

Russell's expecting me.

Talbot

You are not supposed to bring work home.

Russell

Darling, [points to himself] King!

Talbot

[about Sophie-Anne] You never said she was going to live with us.

Russell

She's my wife, Talbot. We just acquired the state of Louisiana. I thought you would have been excited.

Talbot

Excited? Franklin's brains won't wash off the guest linens; I had to bury werewolves under the gazebo, and that Sookie bitch staked Lorena. I've had enough excitement, thank you.

Russell

Things may be getting complicated soon. I'm afraid I acted somewhat impulsively while I was gone.

Talbot

[sighs] What did you do? Spit it out.

Russell

I killed the Magister...He deserved it!

Talbot

Are you out of your fucking mind?! The Authority will never stand for-

Russell

Fuck the Authority! It won't be able to prove a thing. I made sure of that.

Talbot

You're acting like a century old child.

Russell

Relax! I've already sent a half million dollar check to the AVL in support of their foolish Vampire Rights Amendment.

Talbot

You can't buy your way out of everything!

Russell

Of course I can! This is America.