[The boys walk to a manhole wearing garbage bags]
This is fucked up, Julian.
Look boys, I'm sorry, alright? The security's a little tight. This'll be fun, man.
This is not fuckin' fun, Julian! This is bullshit!
You wanna see Rush, Bubbles?
Yes, I wanna see Rush!
Get down there. You want me to go next?
Please. What if something gets me?
Ah! Something licked me on the knee! Something licked me!
[Julian lifts up a grate]
We did it, Julian. Was that the Alex Lifeson?
Shh!
That is him!
Shh!
Sorry, Randy? I got this T-shirt for you to wear tonight on stage during the guitar changes.
No thanks, Alex. I don't wear shirts.
Oh, no. You gotta wear a shirt. Please.
Never do.
Randy doesn't wear shirts, Mr. Lifeson. That's just the way it is.
Well, Mr. Lahey, maybe you can talk him into wearing this shirt.
He doesn't wear shirts. Not even in the winter time.
[Notices Ricky, Julian and Bubbles walking towards them]
How did you idiots get in here?!
Hi, Alex.
Don't worry about it, Lahey. Hey, I know this guy!
How's this shit?
See this, Randy? When somebody like Alex Lifeson gives you a fuckin' T-shirt to put on, you're puttin' the fuckin' thing on. I don't care if you don't wear shirts.
I don't wear a frig! [Bubbles attempts to put the T-shirt on Randy]
Randy doesn't wear shirts!
[Bubbles struggles to get Randy to wear the T-shirt while the other try to pry him off]
[to the security guards] Take the garbage downtown, boys.
[The guards drag the boys away]
WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
[The boys get out of the cab]
This is fucked!
Fuckin' believe we gotta go down the same!
Boys, it wasn't that bad.
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