Top Gear · Season 7
OK, now it's time to do the ugliest car of the year and the nominations are: the Ssangyong Kyron...
Uugghh...
...the Ssangyong Rodius...
[shouts of disgust from the audience]
...and look at this one, the Ssangyong Musso!
[more shouts from the audience]
That thing really is a Moose, isn't it? So which one has won it? It's the BMW 3 Series!
[On "best noise of the year"]
That is the sound your spine would make if you could actually hear it tingle.
"If it's not a democracy, it's a dictatorship. And I'm dictating that the Aston Martin V8 Vantage is the winner!" (the 2005 TG Awards)
The next award is for the Gas Guzzler of the year. And the nominations are: The Range Rover sport, which achieved eight miles to the gallon. The Bugatti Veyron, which achieved four miles to the gallon. And Hemel Hempstead. That actually used up 60 million gallons of fuel, didn't move an inch!
[while playing Gran Turismo 4]
I am going to pick a track, we'll go for a real one... Laguna Seca and now we have to pick a car. TVR Tuscan, nope too much of a handful. Aston Martin DB9. That's not a racing car, that's just pornography.
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