[on the Stig]
Some say that he's terrified of ducks, and that there's an airport in Russia named after him... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
S6 E11August 7th, 2005
[During the news]
You told me the other day that your bike, whatever it is, sounds like you belching.
No, I didn't.
You did!
No. What I said was the sound at low revs from the exhausts is like the sound that a burp makes when it's forming [pointing at his stomach] down here...
I don't want to hear a forming burp going past my house on a Sunday afternoon, with someone dressed like a Power Ranger! I don't want that!
(On the Ford F150) The worst car I ever drove was a Russian Jeep in Saigon. And the critical word in that sentence is "was".
[on the Ford F150] So, there are several small reasons why we don't need a pick-up like this and then there's the main one: it's rubbish.
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