[During the opening sequence]
Tonight, a BMW i8 full track in Yorkshire, the queen of Hollywood on our track, and a pointless thing about old Land Rovers.
“February 15th, 2015” · Season 22, Episode 4
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (3)
[On The Stig]
Some say that last week he won a BAFTA for ‘Best Original Smell’, and that when he dies he thinks he’ll go to Devon. All we know is he’s called the Stig!
[On a right-hand drive Ford Mustang trying too hard to appear British]
So that realistically should be called, now that it's coming here, the 'Ford Bloody Quid Mate'.
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