A character in Top Gear
Played by Jeremy Clarkson
Top Gear · 1,774 quotes
Most-quoted character in Top Gear: in 1,331 of its 1,774 quotes
Most scenes with: Richard Hammond (406), James May (323), Stephen Ladyman (5)
[During the opening sequence.]
JeremyOn tonight's show: I drive the Audi TT Convertible, in Iceland; Richard drives the Nissan 350Z Convertible, in Iceland; And James drives the Chrysler Crossfire Convertible. Guess where?
[on the Stig]
JeremySome say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
JeremyHello, and welcome to Top Gear. Now we get quite a few complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show, so we're kicking off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all.
Jeremy[On the Ferrari F430's various drive modes] And then CST, which turns all the driver aids off. Don't know what CST stands for... Commit... Suicide... Training..?
[During the opening sequence.]
JeremyTonight: Thunderberks are go; we attempt a World Record; and the most annoying car I've ever driven turns out to be one of the best.
[on the Stig]
JeremySome say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
JeremyHe's a hugely successful DJ, television presenter, and business man. And he achieved all this despite being born with a terrible affliction... [laughing] Ginger hair.
[During the opening sequence.]
JeremyTonight: James May thinks he's a racing driver; Richard Hammond thinks he's Jesus; and I think I'm going to be killed.
[Jeremy has managed to get his quad bike running]
JeremyWell done, Mr Mole-Husband, you're off. [The quad suddenly stalls, and Jeremy becomes frustrated] OHHH GO-O-OD! I HATE THIS QUAD!!!
[after falling off a hovercraft]
JeremyI've been killed, I've definitely been killed.
Jeremy"Yes, Lucifer has come to our little world of milk and petrol." (Speaking of the BMW 535d allowed to come on TG's track, the first diesel powered car on their track, the "rule breaker")
[During the opening sequence.]
JeremyTonight: James tries his hand at being Beethoven; Richard wrestles a rampaging bull; and I develop a sudden urge to marry my cousin.
[on the Stig]
JeremySome say that he's terrified of ducks, and that there's an airport in Russia named after him... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Jeremy(On the Ford F150) The worst car I ever drove was a Russian Jeep in Saigon. And the critical word in that sentence is "was".
Jeremy[on the Ford F150] So, there are several small reasons why we don't need a pick-up like this and then there's the main one: it's rubbish.
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