[during soliloquy, in reference to Marcel's sea urchin sting] I would love to pee on Marcel
[while prepping for Ilan] Marcel, do you want me to toast it with nothing on it fo–
[interrupting in an outraged tone] What did you just call me?!
Oh my God, I should be shot!
[to Ilan, as they leave the Farmer's Market] You want to hold my melon?
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