TTitus
You said I was the worst possible result of an orgasm!
KenYou took that as an insult?
S3 E12 Too Damn Good
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Played by Stacy Keach
Titus · 132 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Titus: in 36 of its 132 quotes
Most scenes with: Titus (15), Erin Fitzpatrick (2), Christopher Titus (2)
Scenes with Ken Titus 28
KenKen TitusCome on, let's go! I'm out of booze and sober is nipping at my heels!
NNicky
Oh, boo hoo! I've got a watermelon nipping at my crotch!
Ken TitusNow I'm hungry. [to diner owners] Can I get a fruit plate?
S3 E13 Bachelor Party
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KSKen's wife
Does this dress make me look fat?
KenWhen you're too fat, I'll let you know. Your stuff will be out on the lawn.
S3 E15 The Session
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(Tommy is threatening to stab Ken with a knife)
TTitus
Tommy, I get it. I remember the first time I tried to stab my dad with a knife. Welcome to the family. (to Ken): You got this.
KenYeah.
(scene flips to Ken threatening to stab Tommy)
TTitus
And that's what happened the first time I tried to stab my dad with a knife.
S3 E17 After Mrs. Shafter
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TTitus
Do you know what my first thought was when I heard my mother killed herself?
Titus/KenDid she take anyone else out with her?
S3 E19 Insanity Genetic(1)
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SStewardess
Sir, were you smoking in the bathroom?
Ken[through a cloud of smoke] Define... "in the bathroom."
S3 E19 Insanity Genetic(1)
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