Isn't there something you always wanted from your dad?
A "do not resuscitate" order?
“The Session” · Season 3, Episode 15
In this episode: Titus (2), Ken Titus (1), Erin Fitzpatrick (1)
Oh, my dad always sugarcoats the truth, kinda the way a stray lawn dart sugarcoats your drunken uncle's neck at the family picnic.
KSKen's wife
Does this dress make me look fat?
When you're too fat, I'll let you know. Your stuff will be out on the lawn.
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