(reading a cue card) Now, my minions! (beat) Next card. (Lorenzo shows Glowface the next cue card and the latter reads from that) Destroy the X's!!!
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(on the minions) Let's X-tinguish them!
(after Brandon cuts the TV studio's power and the X's put on their night vision goggles) Ooh, night vision goggles! We should have those!
I'll pick some up-- (gets punched in the stomach by Mr. X, which sends him flying)
(trying to find his way in the dark) Lorenzo! Lorenzo... (sees Mrs. X) no.
(she, her husband and Glowface have all been hit by the Truth Ray) Seeing Tuesday dating makes me feel old and... OLD!
I never thought Brandon was a spy! The thought of Tuesday dating terrifies me!
I have thirty cats! I never floss! I like boy bands!
Truman, come out and play! (holds up a tube of glue)
(imitating Truman's voice offscreen) Wowee, I sure love that kind of glue. I can use some of dat der stuff for foolish monkeyshine. (appears onscreen) Ha ha ha.
Home Base! Quit imitating my voice!
A tranquility retreat? That's- ...a great idea!
Huh?
I can keep myself sharp by getting my tranquility to retreat!
I believe the intent is to make you more tranquil-
(elbowing Home Base) You're right, mom! Isn't she, Home Base?
What? Oh, I see! We're lying!
Mom, don't you think you got a little bit carried away?
You can be just a wee bit...gut-wrenchingly terrifying.
Hey! If beating up a few hundred civilians is wrong, I don't wanna be right, baby.
(after the X's are tied up and placed on the Crusher's conveyor belt) See, this is what I love about mines. I mean, where else could you find a conveyor belt that leads to a giant crushing machine?
Oh, it's quite a savings on our death trap budget, sir.
(when Mrs. X threatens to call the villains' mothers) Stop her before she calls my mom!
(whispering to Truman, after Lorenzo gags Mrs. X) Actually, I was kinda glad somebody did that.
(after endangering the rest of the X's gets Mrs. X back to normal) Ha! That got her mad! Wait, why'd I do that?
(shaking Truman's explosive) Oh, there! The way you had this set up, it would've exploded!
(incredulously) It's supposed to explode!
Don't look at these codes! They're secret!
Dear? Those are ZIP codes.
...who told you that?
You know, I just found this great recipe for zucchini bread.
I'm allergic to zucchini.
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