Truman X quotes from The X's

Truman

(takes a bite into his artificial turkey, then spits it out) Oh yeah, I made it out of plaster.

Great. Look at this. My leg's broken. (tries to move her leg and it cracks) Ahh! Yep, broken. Curse you coffee table, curse you!

Relax, sweetie pie.

Truman

We'll handle Glowface!

Glowface

Not while I have my escape pod! So long, suckers! (laughs as he enters the escape pod, but fails to close the hatch because his helmet's in the way) I knew I should've measured that.

(off-screen) Sir!

Glowface

(sees that Lorenzo hailed a taxi) So long, suckers! (laughs as he gets in the taxi and it leaves without Lorenzo)

(chasing after the taxi) Wait!

Truman

I can't believe you guys stayed up all night playing Moon Raider 7.

Tuesday

That is so irresponsible.

Young lady! As team leader I will not have my decisions questioned!

Glowface

Yes, that's it, smile. Smile and say, (backs away from the camera, with the drape covering his helmet): "Surprise"! (The X's stare at him)

The, um... the drape... thingy...

Glowface

What? Oh. (reveals himself) Surprise!

Glowface!

Truman

(annoyed) Yeah!

Glowface

That’s right, is I, Glowface, leader of S.N.A.F.U.!

(removing his disguise) And I, Lorenzo Suave, his right-hand man!

Glowface

Nobody cares!

(walking away, miffed) Well, I...

Truman

Tuesday, how do you keep winning!?

Tuesday

Vermiculate... (writing on a notebook) That's eighty-five thousand points for me, looks like I win...again.

Truman

Ugh! That's it! (kicks the scrabble board) I'll be back! (storms off as Tuesday laughs at him)

Truman

(sneaking around the living room holding two goo guns) Oh, big butt, come out and (looks over the couch and is surprised by something off-screen) play!?

Tuesday

Top this! (blasts Truman)

Truman

Ugh! (the blast sends him crashing upside down into a wall; he growls) Tuesday... (she laughs at him again) I'll be back... again!

Truman

(after Glowface reveals his plan to use the Truth Ray in his plan to conquer the world on live TV) Poo head!

Glowface

You're the poo head, poo head! Where was I?

Tuesday

Truman, come out and play! (holds up a tube of glue)

Home Base

(imitating Truman's voice offscreen) Wowee, I sure love that kind of glue. I can use some of dat der stuff for foolish monkeyshine. (appears onscreen) Ha ha ha.

Truman

Home Base! Quit imitating my voice!

(shaking Truman's explosive) Oh, there! The way you had this set up, it would've exploded!

Truman X

(incredulously) It's supposed to explode!

Truman

I've been tinkling in the potted plants.

Wait, don't they have a men's room?

Truman

Yup.

Truman

She likes him?

That makes sense.

Truman

(hacking into Home Base and speaking in a robotic voice) Attention, Mr. and Mrs. X.

Home Base

I don't sound like that!

Truman

Don't listen to, um, me. I am cuckoo.

Tuesday

(while she and Truman engage in a two-on-two blaster fight with Glowface and Lorenzo) You think I should cancel my party?

Truman

Why, just because half the house is gone?

Tuesday

(as she and Truman are being lowered toward a lava pit) I can't believe you asked Glowface to pull your finger.

Truman

It was a finger grenade! I thought he'd fall for it!

Glowface

You must think I'm an idiot!

Truman

Yes!

Glowface

Well, (grunts) dum-dum fart!

Tuesday

(as she and Truman are flying in the X-Jet from the bad guys) This is all my fault. I never should've stopped to check my makeup.

Truman

Well, I shouldn't have stopped to give Lorenzo that wedgie.