Touchdown!
No no no, it's a strike.
Pfft, a strike is when you miss three times.
No it isn't!
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Has it been three days already?
No wonder I smell so manly.
I've been tinkling in the potted plants.
Wait, don't they have a men's room?
Yup.
BBrandon
Uh, listen, Uncle G-Face? Can I take off? I have a lot of...homework, and stuff.
No way, Manuel! You just don't wanna have to fight your girlfriend! (mockingly) Stop beating me up, Tuesday! Oh, ow! Ow! You so strong!
BBrandon
What are you, twelve?
(after getting a gutter ball) I've always loathed physical activity.
Woohoo! Gutter ball! (starts doing the Robot, only to stop when Lorenzo whispers to him) What do you mean that's bad?
(when he sees the X's are ahead of S.N.A.F.U.) Is it like golf? Low score wins?
High score, sir.
Fart monkeys!
Andrea (seeing Mrs. X beating up Pork E. Bacon, while holding Truman in a headlock herself) Why does that waitress have Pork E. Bacon in a headlock?
She likes him?
AAndrea
That makes sense.
(holding up a quill pen and a will) Sweetie, Mommy needs you to help write her will.
No, Mommy doesn't.
(to Tuesday X) I've spent my entire life training for this moment! Except Wednesday nights, I have a pottery class.
(on the loudspeaker) I have just had the worst fever dream. Zombies were all chasin' me and I was trying to run, but I was, like, underwater, y'know. You ever have a dream like that?
(in a one-on-one fight with Tuesday) Glowface doesn't even know I exist until he needs something from me!
Tell me about it! Is it too much to ask for a little appreciation?
And I told them all about Vitamin C and Echinacea!
And zinc, and elderberry, but do they listen?
BBoth
No!
(hacking into Home Base and speaking in a robotic voice) Attention, Mr. and Mrs. X.
I don't sound like that!
Don't listen to, um, me. I am cuckoo.
(while she and Truman engage in a two-on-two blaster fight with Glowface and Lorenzo) You think I should cancel my party?
Why, just because half the house is gone?
Surrender, you fools! You cannot defeat me!
What are you talking about? We always defeat you!
...Did you have to bring that up? I mean, I got feelings too, you know! I mean, how would you like it if I pointed out all of your shortcomings? Like those tacky stockings?!
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