Tuesday X quotes from The X's

Tuesday

(after the baby fills his diaper) Mom, have you been cooking again?

Tuesday

(sarcastically, on the "trick-or-treaters") How scary. It's a gardner and a damaged sheet.

Tuesday X

(to Mrs. X, after she breaks her foot) Home Base says you'll be on your feet in no time.

Home Base

Actually, I said six-to-eight weeks.

Tuesday X

Home Base ...

Home Base

The ambassador of Pandrafia is in town to visit the museum of art. Your assignment is to protect him from those who may wish him harm.

Tuesday X

Like who?

Home Base

Mmm...practically everyone. He's a real jerk.

Truman

I can't believe you guys stayed up all night playing Moon Raider 7.

Tuesday

That is so irresponsible.

Young lady! As team leader I will not have my decisions questioned!

(talking like a valley girl) Like, can I have $10,000 for shoes?

Tuesday

(annoyed) Okay, I don't do that.

Tuesday

(seeing Skipper with Mrs. X's plasma blaster) Wait, that's my mom's hair dryer!

So?

Tuesday

So do you want mom hair?

Eww! (tosses away the plasma blaster) Take it, take it, take it!

Tuesday! You taking pictures of some boy again?

Tuesday

Maybe.

Ooh! Is he cute?

How can we keep up our super-covert normal family cover with (points at his wife) you kicking everyone, (points at Truman) you blasting everything, (points at Tuesday) and all your nay-saying? It's a good thing I created that clever diversion!

Tuesday

Dad, you leveled the whole park!

See? Nay-saying!

Home Base

Quiet, X's!!! I regret to inform you that SUPERIOR is furious! Once again, you've nearly blown your cover. They insist that you immediately do something to prove that you can act like a normal family, or, you will all be fired!

Tuesday

(gesturing around the living room) How are we ever gonna act like a normal family?! I mean, look at this place! Normal families don't have a remote control with a launch button! Normal families don't have exploding lawn gnomes! Normal families don't have portraits of themselves fighting giant robot squids!

Glowface

Yes, that's it, smile. Smile and say, (backs away from the camera, with the drape covering his helmet): "Surprise"! (The X's stare at him)

The, um... the drape... thingy...

Glowface

What? Oh. (reveals himself) Surprise!

Glowface!

Truman

(annoyed) Yeah!

Glowface

That’s right, is I, Glowface, leader of S.N.A.F.U.!

(removing his disguise) And I, Lorenzo Suave, his right-hand man!

Glowface

Nobody cares!

(walking away, miffed) Well, I...

Truman

Tuesday, how do you keep winning!?

Tuesday

Vermiculate... (writing on a notebook) That's eighty-five thousand points for me, looks like I win...again.

Truman

Ugh! That's it! (kicks the scrabble board) I'll be back! (storms off as Tuesday laughs at him)

Truman

(sneaking around the living room holding two goo guns) Oh, big butt, come out and (looks over the couch and is surprised by something off-screen) play!?

Tuesday

Top this! (blasts Truman)

Truman

Ugh! (the blast sends him crashing upside down into a wall; he growls) Tuesday... (she laughs at him again) I'll be back... again!

Tuesday

Truman, come out and play! (holds up a tube of glue)

Home Base

(imitating Truman's voice offscreen) Wowee, I sure love that kind of glue. I can use some of dat der stuff for foolish monkeyshine. (appears onscreen) Ha ha ha.

Truman

Home Base! Quit imitating my voice!

A tranquility retreat? That's- ...a great idea!

Tuesday X

Huh?

I can keep myself sharp by getting my tranquility to retreat!

Home Base

I believe the intent is to make you more tranquil-

Tuesday X

(elbowing Home Base) You're right, mom! Isn't she, Home Base?

Home Base

What? Oh, I see! We're lying!