Mr. X quotes from The X's

We are the X's, a normal family here to have our portrait taken. And we're not spies!

I have to...grout the dollies, or something!

(to Truman) You dare question the manual? The manual is law! The manual must be obeyed. Do not anger the manual!

(on first meeting Brandon) Spy... I mean, hi!

You know, when I was your age, I was younger.

(whispering to Truman, after Lorenzo gags Mrs. X) Actually, I was kinda glad somebody did that.

(singing to the tune of "Frere Jacques", while tennis balls explode in the background) I am cooking, I am cooking. Look at me, look at me. (gets hit by an exploding tennis ball) I'M A BETTER TEACHER, I'M A BETTER TEACHER than my wife, than my wife.

(when the family meets the counselor) What's my problem?!

They gave me a solid uranium watch! See? It glows in the dark! And in the light!

(singing) By thy flooding leech-filled lakes, Camp Katonka! Mosquito bites and rattlesnakes, Camp Katonka! There's nothing like fresh air or running from a bear! Camp Katonka! Camp Katonka!

Great. Look at this. My leg's broken. (tries to move her leg and it cracks) Ahh! Yep, broken. Curse you coffee table, curse you!

Relax, sweetie pie.

Truman

We'll handle Glowface!

Glowface

Not while I have my escape pod! So long, suckers! (laughs as he enters the escape pod, but fails to close the hatch because his helmet's in the way) I knew I should've measured that.

(off-screen) Sir!

Glowface

(sees that Lorenzo hailed a taxi) So long, suckers! (laughs as he gets in the taxi and it leaves without Lorenzo)

(chasing after the taxi) Wait!

Kids, if I told you once, I told you a thousand times. There's only one thing to do with a villain's secret base. Destroy, Destroy!

(out of control) Destroy!

Oh no!

Truman

I can't believe you guys stayed up all night playing Moon Raider 7.

Tuesday

That is so irresponsible.

Young lady! As team leader I will not have my decisions questioned!

Can you find the color green?

(pointing at the TV) That one!

Which one?

(irate) Oh, for the love... Right there! It's right there! Are you blind?!

How can we keep up our super-covert normal family cover with (points at his wife) you kicking everyone, (points at Truman) you blasting everything, (points at Tuesday) and all your nay-saying? It's a good thing I created that clever diversion!

Tuesday

Dad, you leveled the whole park!

See? Nay-saying!