A character in The X's
Mr. X
The X's · 123 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The X's: in 35 of its 123 quotes
Most scenes with: Mrs. X (11), Tuesday X (8), Truman X (6)
Yes, that's it, smile. Smile and say, (backs away from the camera, with the drape covering his helmet): "Surprise"! (The X's stare at him)
The, um... the drape... thingy...
What? Oh. (reveals himself) Surprise!
Glowface!
(annoyed) Yeah!
That’s right, is I, Glowface, leader of S.N.A.F.U.!
(removing his disguise) And I, Lorenzo Suave, his right-hand man!
Nobody cares!
(walking away, miffed) Well, I...
Greetings fellow suburbanite!
Howdy, neighbor! Out walking your- (looks down at robot) -dog? Oh, I see he's got one of them cones to stop him from biting himself, heh, and no head.
(she, her husband and Glowface have all been hit by the Truth Ray) Seeing Tuesday dating makes me feel old and... OLD!
I never thought Brandon was a spy! The thought of Tuesday dating terrifies me!
I have thirty cats! I never floss! I like boy bands!
(shaking Truman's explosive) Oh, there! The way you had this set up, it would've exploded!
(incredulously) It's supposed to explode!
Don't look at these codes! They're secret!
Dear? Those are ZIP codes.
...who told you that?
Touchdown!
No no no, it's a strike.
Pfft, a strike is when you miss three times.
No it isn't!
Has it been three days already?
No wonder I smell so manly.
What did we just eat?
(looking at menu) Les yeux de cochon frit.
And what's that?
Fried pig's eyeballs.
(gagging)
Fun.
Alright Home Base, we're gonna need a tennis field.
No. I believe it's a tennis court sir.
Tennis field, now!
Looks like there will be no problem solving this no problems problem!
Huh?
Exactly.
(to Mr. X) Dad, if you want to tan, you're gonna have to take off your suit.
Ah, that's just what the sun's expecting me to do.
To the Egg-Salad Jet!
Wow, that's just how I'd sound if I sounded like that.
(after Tuesday confesses about teasing Truman about his height) Wait, you did that to Truman?
No wonder he ran away! You are a poophead!
(scolding Truman for his reckless behavior) You almost tore your poor father's head off!
I need my head for thinking!
(after Truman beat and tied him and Glowface up above the acid vat) Um, excuse me, we could use a wee bit of assistance. (chuckles nervously)
Sure, when you hit the acid, be sure to plug your nose and hold your breath.
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