A character in The X's
Mr. X
The X's · 123 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The X's: in 35 of its 123 quotes
Most scenes with: Mrs. X (11), Tuesday X (8), Truman X (6)
(to the X's) In addition, you have appalling taste in footwear.
No one insults our shoes! Get outta my house!
(angrily) I AM your house.
Then we'll get out. We don't need you, Mr. Smarty-House.
(to Home Base, when the baby starts crying) Now look what you've done! You've triggered its alarm system!
It's called "crying", dear, and it means you have to give it money. (gives some dollar bills to the baby, who continues crying)
(annoyed) That's not what happened!
(equally annoyed) I don't sound like that!
(insecure) Is my nose really that pointy?
(giving a eulogy for his disintegrated necktie) He was the knot that held us together.
It was a clip-on, Dad.
...The knot that clip-onned us together.
You went to Camp Katonka? No way!
Don't you remember me?
Umm... nope.
You don't, uh, remember short-sheeting my bed?
Got nothin' here.
Gluing a skunk to my head?
Sorry.
Snake in my trunk? Leeches in my underwear? Scorpion in my shoe? TURBO-WEDGIES?!
Wait, are you that tall girl from Des Moines?
No!
Are you sure?
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