Tuesday X quotes from The X's

Tuesday X

Mom, don't you think you got a little bit carried away?

Home Base

You can be just a wee bit...gut-wrenchingly terrifying.

Touchdown!

Tuesday X

No no no, it's a strike.

Pfft, a strike is when you miss three times.

Tuesday X

No it isn't!

(holding up a quill pen and a will) Sweetie, Mommy needs you to help write her will.

Tuesday

No, Mommy doesn't.

(in a one-on-one fight with Tuesday) Glowface doesn't even know I exist until he needs something from me!

Tuesday

Tell me about it! Is it too much to ask for a little appreciation?

And I told them all about Vitamin C and Echinacea!

Tuesday

And zinc, and elderberry, but do they listen?

No!

Tuesday

(while she and Truman engage in a two-on-two blaster fight with Glowface and Lorenzo) You think I should cancel my party?

Truman

Why, just because half the house is gone?

Glowface

Surrender, you fools! You cannot defeat me!

Tuesday X

What are you talking about? We always defeat you!

Glowface

...Did you have to bring that up? I mean, I got feelings too, you know! I mean, how would you like it if I pointed out all of your shortcomings? Like those tacky stockings?!

Tuesday

(as she and Truman are being lowered toward a lava pit) I can't believe you asked Glowface to pull your finger.

Truman

It was a finger grenade! I thought he'd fall for it!

Glowface

You must think I'm an idiot!

Truman

Yes!

Glowface

Well, (grunts) dum-dum fart!

(while on the phone with Tuesday) What is that noise? You're not fighting evil, are you?

Tuesday

No, no, it's just a huge party. (turns to Glowface and Lorenzo) Right, everyone?

Um... get down, peoples!

Glowface

Woohoo! Par-tay!

Who said that?

Tuesday

That was Glow... Glo... Gloria! My friend, at the party I'm having!

Oh, so you're okay, then?

Tuesday

Sure, sure. Just having a party, breaking stuff, making a mess.

Glowface

Woo! Spring break!

Boogie!

Oh, I'm sorry we couldn't make it. Your father and I would've done the Funky Chicken.

Tuesday

Bye! (hangs up her cellphone, and she and Truman sigh with relief) That was a close one. (to Glowface and Lorenzo) Okay, go ahead.

Glowface

(raising his hands) Raise the roof! Raise the roof!

Tuesday

Hello? Diabolical? (the two villains stop dancing)

Glowface

Oh, right. (laughs evilly as Lorenzo resumes turning the crank to lower the kids toward the lava)

Tuesday

(as she and Truman are flying in the X-Jet from the bad guys) This is all my fault. I never should've stopped to check my makeup.

Truman

Well, I shouldn't have stopped to give Lorenzo that wedgie.

Tuesday

(as she and Truman watch their parents fight the bad guys) They look so peaceful.

Truman

Yeah, just like little angels.

Looks like there will be no problem solving this no problems problem!

Huh?

Exactly.

Tuesday X

(to Mr. X) Dad, if you want to tan, you're gonna have to take off your suit.

Ah, that's just what the sun's expecting me to do.

Tuesday

(choosing a persona for herself) Ooh, I call "destructive, rebellious bad kid"!

Truman

(whining) Aw, I wanted that one!

Why are you crying?

Tuesday

(sobbing) I dropped a brick on my foot.

Puny X's! Sasquatch command army of moles! Sasquatch make them hollow out entire planet! Soon Earth will collapse like empty egg shell!

Tuesday X

If they hollow out the whole planet, where are they gonna put all the dirt?

Sasquatch...not...think about...quiet, you!