Tuesday X quotes from The X's

Tuesday

(feigning a Cockney accent) 'Ello, guv'nor. 'Ow's about a spot of toad in the 'ole?

Glowface

(confused) Uh, what?

Tuesday

(drops the accent) I don't know! I have an accent now, okay?

Sweetie. Come on, open the door. You can have a private little girl talk. Just you and me. I made pudding.

Tuesday

I don't want to know!! (sobbing)

Now now, that's not true. At least not the part about the cantaloupe.

Tuesday

(to Trudy, sobbing) I SAID BRANDON IS DATING SOMEONE ELSE, HER NAME IS JODIE, AND SHE'S PROBALY BLONDE!!!

Glowface

(after demonstrating his Sonic Destructor) Now the Grand Canyon is nothing but a giant hole in the ground!

Tuesday

But...

Don't bother.

Tuesday

(annoyed) That's not what happened!

Truman

(equally annoyed) I don't sound like that!

(insecure) Is my nose really that pointy?

Braaaiiins...

Tuesday

Spleeeenns...

Truman

Don't you mean "brains"?

Tuesday

Allergic.

(giving a eulogy for his disintegrated necktie) He was the knot that held us together.

Tuesday

It was a clip-on, Dad.

...The knot that clip-onned us together.

Glowface

(half-asleep) Auntie Gladys, is that you?

Tuesday

Uh... (feigns a Southern accent) yes.

Glowface

It's cold out here. Go back in your grave.