CGCompany Guy
We don't make chemicals, Toby. We make ideas.
Uh huh. But what do you sell?
CGCompany Guy
Chemicals.
S4Privateers
Do you have a girlfriend?
No.
When was the last time you did?
About nine months ago.
How long did it last?
About two days. In my defense, though, she was psycho.
So why are you giving me relationship help?
Because I'm the only one in this conversation who didn't get a Dear John email from his ex-girlfriend's boyfriend.
God, that's really true, isn't it?
Am I being hazed? Is this a hazing? 'Cause I'll go along and everything, but I have to see Josh...
It's not a hazing. They don't do that. [feels in his pocket] Except... yes, you put olives in my jacket again.
I did, I did do that. But this is on the level.
Are you going to do what I asked in the email?
No.
You just refuse.
I do. I refuse, respectfully.
You can't refuse and be respectful at the same time.
Watch me. Ask again.
Stop pursuing me.
Respectfully, no.
Why?
'Cause I'm in love with you, and that's the way it goes.
S4Angel Maintenance
There's a Festival of Lights and Bonfires in this region that accompanies something called the Wildflower, you know, Renaissance, with lilac and ochre.
RReporter
That you can see from thirty-three thousand feet?
Yes, it's arranged in a pattern that befuddles astronomers to this day. We should be coming up on it any...
CChris
Oh my God!
Of course, on the right side of the plane, there's an F-16 Falcon.
Stopping all bipartisan legislation is like saying 'Let's blow up the place. Maybe voters'll hire us to rebuild it.'
By the way, not for nothing, but draftees aren't nearly as well trained. It's why there were so many casualties in Vietnam.
Right. Also, the Vietcong.
Plus that.
It's okay, you're afraid of flying.
I'm not afraid of flying. I... experience flying.
KKatie
If there is an issue of national security, isn't it also a national issue for everyone down there?
RReporter
In other words, turn on the damn phones.
Someone ask Steve what time it is; it's going to crack you up!
RReporter
C.J....
How is it a threat to anyone on the ground?
Air Force One generally doesn't break all by itself.
Steve...
Claudia, in a room someplace, they're talking about the possibility that the plane was sabotaged.
By screwing with the front wheel?
MMark
If the malfunction is because of a leak in the hydraulics, and they try to recycle the gear, the front end of the plane's gonna blow up.
No, you're right, I should definitely let you use the phones.
S4Evidence of Things Not Seen
I thought my reflexes before, in the Press Room, were catlike.
The substance of things hoped for, and the evidence of things not seen.
I think what he's asking is why, on most other nights, do you think the world's going to hell in a hula hoop, but tonight...
We dip twice and eat gefilte fish?
Suzy Creamcheese, do not attempt the Haggadah.
I know how to bless the soup, too.
And they're sending in a team of lawyers to look into it?
Yeah, but we're scrappy.
Your sense of humor's a bit of a high wire act isn't it? You're really trying to thread the needle.
And half of it you don't even get.
There's no website supporting it?
And you gotta ask yourself, if no one on the Internet wants a piece of this, just how far from the pack have you strayed?
[after shots were fired at the White House] Where's Charlie?
He's somewhere in the building.
We're holding people where they are right now.
But if he's heard what happened, he's going to be trying to get here...
We've got to hold everybody for a moment so that we can secure...
No, I'm telling you that if Charlie heard there were bullets, he's going to overpower whoever's trying to...
[Charlie bursts through the door]
[pause] Sorry, Mr. President.
Come here.
[Charlie moves to stand beside him]
It's bulletproof glass in the windows, okay. You want to kill me, you're going to have to do it from inside the building.
[sighs] Thank you, Mr. President.
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