Do you have a girlfriend?
No.
When was the last time you did?
About nine months ago.
How long did it last?
About two days. In my defense, though, she was psycho.
So why are you giving me relationship help?
Because I'm the only one in this conversation who didn't get a Dear John email from his ex-girlfriend's boyfriend.
God, that's really true, isn't it?
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