“Privateers” · Season 4
In this episode: Charlie Young (2), Will Bailey (2), Josiah Bartlet (1), Toby Ziegler (1), C.J. Cregg (1), Abbey Bartlet (1), Zoey Bartlet (1), Amy Gardner (1)
So we're for freedom of speech everywhere but poor countries, where they can have our help, but only if they live up to Clancy Bangert's moral standards? What the hell kind of free world are you running?
I really don't know, Abby. The day hasn't started yet.
We don't make chemicals, Toby. We make ideas.
Uh huh. But what do you sell?
Chemicals.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No.
When was the last time you did?
About nine months ago.
How long did it last?
About two days. In my defense, though, she was psycho.
So why are you giving me relationship help?
Because I'm the only one in this conversation who didn't get a Dear John email from his ex-girlfriend's boyfriend.
God, that's really true, isn't it?
Am I being hazed? Is this a hazing? 'Cause I'll go along and everything, but I have to see Josh...
It's not a hazing. They don't do that. [feels in his pocket] Except... yes, you put olives in my jacket again.
I did, I did do that. But this is on the level.
Are you going to do what I asked in the email?
No.
You just refuse.
I do. I refuse, respectfully.
You can't refuse and be respectful at the same time.
Watch me. Ask again.
Stop pursuing me.
Respectfully, no.
Why?
'Cause I'm in love with you, and that's the way it goes.
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