[to Leo] Honey, if we're going to have this fight, can we not do it in front of the Joint Chiefs? It just scares the hell out of them.
“Debate Camp” · Season 4
In this episode: Toby Ziegler (3), Josiah Bartlet (2), Josh Lyman (1), Sam Seaborn (1), Charlie Young (1), Mrs. Landingham (1), Andy (1)
A couple of things. I need you to look at a couple of answers on defense readiness. I need concrete examples of waste in Pentagon procurement. We need two more members of the IRC for post spin. I need you to fill out this marriage license and paperwork for a joint checking account and review this 60-second answer on Rwanda.
AAndy
Okay, okay, okay and um, under no circumstances, and sure.
See, by my count, you said under no circumstances to the IRC post spin and sure...
AAndy
I said under no circumstances to marrying you again.
May I ask why?
AAndy
I have the unique experience of having done it once before.
What's going on with you and Andy?
Nothing.
I think you're wrong.
I'm not.
I think you're getting back together.
We're not.
But you want to.
Yes.
I think... Wait. What?
See, sometimes if I slam on the brakes, you run right past.
Okay, fill us in on everything you've got so far between the two of you.
Yeah, that's what's going to happen right now.
We're choosing pictures from the collection at the National Gallery.
They'll loan stuff?
Anything you want in the National Gallery or the whole Smithsonian.
Really?
Yeah.
I want Apollo 11.
Well, you can't have that.
Then don't bother me.
Josh and Sam talked to me. I'm on board.
With what?
Team Toby.
See, I lent voice to thought and that was my mistake.
If you want to marry Andy, then, damn it, so do I...
Okay.
...want that, you know, to happen to you.
I get it.
Do you? Because this is about love.
I think you have a different motivation.
Laughs?
Yes.
Sure, but also as much love, really, as I think either one of us are comfortable with.
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