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The West Wing · Season 4

“The Red Mass” quotes from The West Wing

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“The Red Mass” · Season 4

In this episode: Josiah Bartlet (3), Toby Ziegler (2), C.J. Cregg (2), Josh Lyman (1), Charlie Young (1), Casper (1)

Mike, pick yourself out a daughter. My oldest is married, but I can have it annulled. The Pope said he'd do it, I swear to God.

That's very friendly of you, sir. Thank you.

It's not even the number of debates, as much as the format. Two-minute response followed by a one-minute reply. That's not a debate. That's not a debate! It's a joint press conference.

What is really the difference between one debate and two debates?

"What's the diff–"! It's a whole other debate! It's a second debate! It's 100% more debate!

Can you make a run to the staff secretary's office? Ella's not there, but someone should be. Make sure you just take what needs to be signed today. They're gonna try to give you a whole stack, and right there's where you become a man.

EEmily

Should I use sex as a tactic?

If you need to. Hell, even if you just want to.

When we mention that we want five debates, say what they are. One on the economy, one on foreign policy, with another on global threats and national security, one on the environment, and one on strengthening family life, which would include health care, education, and retirement. I also think there should be one on parts of speech and sentence structure, and one on fractions.

Is there any chance I'm going to get an opportunity to speak in this conversation, or are you just writing out loud?

I didn't even know you were in the room.

Toby, I'm absolutely terrified we're going to lose the expectations game. I can't believe how many times I get asked what would be a win in the debates. At this point I feel like if - and only if - Ritchie accidentally lights his podium on fire does the President have a fighting chance.

I disagree.

Disagree all you want, but I'm right.

These two men are going to be side by side on the stage, answering questions. That's the ball game.

If the whole thing is, he can't tie his shoelaces and it turns out he can, then that is the ball game.

And I believe he'll have to do more than tie his shoelaces.

Not much more.

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