Alice Tinker quotes from The Vicar of Dibley

Can I just say, before you start, that all my hopes for this competition - indeed, all my hopes that after 10 years there is one shred of talent or sanity in this village are resting entirely upon you?

No... No-no, no-no, no worries. I was trying to work out which bit of the nativity story was never done.

Good.

Then I realised... the actual birth.

Bad. And so it goes?

(Bangs head down on the table extreme force)

I rather like that.