I think I just hallucinated a unicorn.
Hmm. Maybe Caroline's nearby.
Heh. If Caroline was here, we'd have a fully catered buffet on the side of the road and a rainbow.
Two rainbows.
S5 E21Promised Land
Salvatore Boring House.
MMarkos
I'm calling about my people.
Hey. You found my note. Now listen. Don't be offended, but I can't just give them to anyone, so what do they look like?
MMarkos
They're ragged, beaten down by the world, desperate for a home.
You just described homeless people, aging hipsters and Matt Donovan.
S5 E22Home
I got you! Looks like I've now saved you from both metaphorical darkness and actual darkness. I think you owe me a beer.
A little tip. If you're gonna flee the scene of a crime, take back roads.
Class is in session. First assignment-- anti-magic perimeter. Gilbert, what you got?
I walked around Mystic Falls this morning to see where my Hunter instincts disappeared.
Meaning what, your biceps shrunk, and your brain got smaller?
Meaning that I have a supernatural urge to kill vampires, so wherever I hated you less, there was no magic.
As vezat esvet.
As vezat esvat.
Esvet, not vat. I feel like I'm teaching calculus to an infant.
I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous about unleashing a plague onto humanity.
Ooh! I've been upgraded to a plague? Oh. How biblical and fitting, seeing as I will probably will kill a lot of people in an epic, all-inclusive way once I'm out of here.
Friendly advice: when you finally get the girl, don't blow her up.
(crying) You lied to me!
Even if I wanted to apologize, you couldn't hear me. So I won't.
Please don't leave me.
I don't have a choice, baby. You are the greatest thing that ever happened to me in my 173 years on this earth. The fact that I get to die knowing I was loved, not just by anyone, by you, Elena Gilbert, is the epitome of a fulfilled life. It was never going to get any better than this. I peaked. I love you, Elena.
Please. Please, come back to me.
Bye.
This place is going down, isn't it?
It is. I am sure there are a million other people that we'd both rather be with right now, but...
Couple thousand at most.
Do you think it'll hurt?
I don't kn-
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