Silas quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Silas

You ever play the "What If" game? When you're calcified for 2,000 years you learn to entertain yourself with these little brain teasers.

Stefan

You looking for Silas or you waxing nostalgic about misspent youth?

Damon

What happened to you being over it?

Stefan

What do you mean?

Damon

Well, I mean, for a guy who's ready to move on, you seemed pretty convincing as a boyfriend out on the dance floor.

Stefan

I mean, isn't that what we're doing, reminding Elena of what she's lost?

Damon

Like her feelings for you?

Stefan

Yeah. Yeah, maybe.

Damon

Hmm.

Stefan

I mean... I don't mean to be a dick, Damon, but Elena and I have a history. Memories, laughs, ups and downs. It was a real relationship. I mean, what you have is just a one-night stand that was probably the result of the sire-bond. (Damon moves toward Stefan and gets staked) Your mind is a very dark and riveting place, Damon.

Damon

Uh, Silas. Where's my brother, you psychic freak?

Silas

He's in the woods, where I convinced him I was you. He's probably in a bit of pain now, too. The witch is mine. Stay away from her.

Silas

[in Elena's form] Don't bother. I'm not in there anymore.

Stefan

Silas. You were stone. They saw you. The spell worked.

Silas

That's the funny thing about spells. They're bound by nature, and nature demands balance, so every spell has a loophole. The spell that turned me to stone was bound by a witch, a living witch, so when that witch died, the spell broke.

Stefan

Bonnie. Bonnie's not dead.

Silas

Doesn't matter, does it? And here's where the mystery of me comes full circle. I created the immortality spell 2,000 years ago. I could never die, so nature needed to find a balance, a version of me that could die. A shadow self; a doppelganger.

Stefan

So this is finally your real face? You're another one of them?

Silas

Not exactly. Hello, my shadow self.

Silas

Oh. I'm outing myself as not-Stefan. Obviously. Don't be afraid. Don't move.

What's happening?

Silas

We've met before, actually, when I was appearing as your daughter. To bash your head in? Does that ring any bells?

Silas.

Silas

Indeed. I am a 2,000- year-old immortal that Caroline and her friends thought they got rid of.

Are you appearing to me as Stefan?

Silas

Well, yes and no. This is my true form. Stefan is my doppelganger.

Silas

Why are you in my brother's bathtub?

Katherine

Why aren't you?

Silas

I will say that's a tempting offer.

Katherine

Mm. He flirts. I like Elena-less Stefan.

Silas

You know, human looks better on you than I would have guessed, Katherine.

Katherine

I think you just accidentally gave me a compliment.

Silas

Nope. I mean it. You sitting here all weak and vulnerable. It works.

Silas

Look, I get why you like her. I mean, I have a soft spot for brunettes, too. What I don't get is why she likes you.

Damon

That's because you haven't had sex with me.

Love bends the rules of possible. Silas and I were the two most powerful members of a gifted people called Travelers. When we were engaged to be married, we decided to reach even further.

Silas

(flashback) I don't ever want to be parted from you, even by death.

We wanted to find a way for our love to last forever.

Stefan

Yeah, look. I know the story. Everything was great for Silas until some witch named Qetsiyah or whatever came by and screwed him over, right?

Wrong. You don't know the story. Silas convinced Qetsiyah that he loved her so she would make the immortality spell, but when she found out that he was just using her, she dumped him in a tomb with a cure, hoping he would take it and die because she had created a supernatural limbo to trap his soul.

Stefan

Like any other sane, rational, well-adjusted woman would do.

Which catches us up to today. Now Silas wants to destroy that supernatural limbo. Once the other side is gone, he can take the cure, become mortal, and die, and finally pass on and find peace.

Stefan

Look. If you really are Silas' one true love and you're not dead, then why don't you just do us a favor and run off into the sunset together?

Silas was my true love. I never said I was his. I'm Qetsiyah, that sane, rational, well-adjusted woman you seem to know so much about. Clearly you've heard the man's version of the story, the one where I'm a back-stabbing lunatic who ruined everything for Silas, a raging bitch witch whose obsession with vengeance created a whole new dimension of suffering in the afterlife.

Stefan

What are you doing here? I thought you were dead and on the other side?

I was for 2,000 years, but I came back... For you.

Damon

So you want to explain to me why I just killed my brother?

Silas

Well, Tessa's spell mentally linked us. I lost my psychic abilities. Stefan lost his memories.

Damon

And this severed the link?

Silas

Yes, Damon. I can read your mind again. No. I'm not lying, and maybe you enjoyed breaking your brother's neck just a little bit too much.

Elena

Quiet, still, peaceful. I like our life when it's like this.

Damon

But this is our life, which probably means that somebody's gonna walk through that door and shatter it.

Elena

Oh, don't say that.

Damon

In 10...9...(kisses her head)

Elena

Just let me enjoy the moment.

Damon

6...5...(kisses her head again)

Elena

Damon, today is the day that we're gonna bring Bonnie back. It's a good day.

Damon

3...2...(kisses her again)

Elena

Damon, it's a good day.(kisses him)

Silas

Greetings.

Damon

One.

Silas

Good morning, frenemies.

Silas

Oh, you don't think that I keep my promises,

Elena

You said that now you're a witch again you would bring Bonnie back from the other side.

Silas

I did, and I can.

Elena

And you promised Damon that you would to that if he helped you.

Silas

Yeah.

Elena

But you're kind of evil. No offense.

Silas

None taken.

Elena

So I'm just trying to figure out how I can trust one of your last acts in this world will be to bring my best friend back.

Silas

Did you want me to pinky swear?

Silas

Knock, knock. (No answer) Knock, knock. Who's there? The Mayor. The Mayor who?

Damon

Well, who?

Silas

No one. That's the joke. No ones there because I killed the Mayor.

Jeremy

You're a dick.

Silas

I love love. I do. Yeah. I have a soul mate, too, you know, that love at first sight, want to live forever, love is eternal kind of love? Amara. That's her name. See, the problem is when I first meet Amara, I was with another woman, so I kind of cheated on her, which to be honest with you, it really wouldn't have been that big of a deal except it turned out that the other woman was a raging lunatic. So when she found out that I cheated on her, she freaked out, turned Amara into stone, like, literally, Medusa style.

Dude, are you, like, ok?

Silas

What do you mean? You think I'm crazy? Why do you think I'm crazy? All I've wanted for the last 2,000 years is to reunited with the love of my life. How's that crazy?

Maybe the turned her into stone part.

Or the 2,000 years part.

Silas

No. Guys, we were both immortal, and now we're not. Hello? Look. The point is I finally had the chance to hold Amara in my arms, and what does she do? She jams a chunk of glass in my carotid artery. Look, look.

No, thanks.

Silas

Listen, you two. Here's my advice. Live it up. You know, enjoy this love while it lasts because let me tell you something. Just a couple of days ago, I was psychic, I was immortal, I was in love. Now my neck hurts, my soul is crushed, I'm sitting in a bus stop in frigging Delaware.

You're in Philly.

Silas

Im in Philly? Ohh! God, it's even worse.

(Doubles over clutching his side) Ow!

What's going on, babe? Hey. What's going on? Hey. Talk to me. (He starts gagging up blood) Oh, my god. What's happening? What are you doing to him?

Silas

I think I'm liquefying his internal organs. Did I fail to mention that I'm a witch?

Please stop. Please just stop.

Silas

No! I'm pissed off at the world, and I'm taking it out on your so-called lover. And I'm thinking you might be my next victim. (girl runs away) Look at that! Unbelievable. Love is so damn fickle. Incredible. Here you go, buddy. Come on up, come on up, come on up. Up you go. That's good, good. Buses, however... tried and true.

Silas

As vezat esvet.

Bonnie

As vezat esvat.

Silas

Esvet, not vat. I feel like I'm teaching calculus to an infant.

Bonnie

I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous about unleashing a plague onto humanity.

Silas

Ooh! I've been upgraded to a plague? Oh. How biblical and fitting, seeing as I will probably will kill a lot of people in an epic, all-inclusive way once I'm out of here.