(about Professor Shane) What is this guy? Witchipedia?
S4 E4The Five
Fine. You might actually be useful in getting Rebekah to cooperate. The Brotherhood of the Five was a group of highly skilled vampire hunters. We crossed paths with them in the 12th century Italy. (Flashback to 1114, voice over) My siblings and I had followed the Normans as they conquered the south. Eating, turning people as we went.
AAlexander
(one of the Five) These, demons live among you. Passing as human.
(still a voice over) But with the bloodshed came exposure.
AAlexander
So witness with your own eyes... (opens a metal box to reveal a vampire, who walks into the sunlight and bursts into flames)
He's putting on quite a show.
He's nothing. I could eat him for sport.
Still you should heed the warning. Between you here and Kol in the east, you have not been discrete. Stories of the original vampires is spreading.
I welcome the infamy. But if you're worried about discretion, perhaps you should wrangle our sister. (pan to Rebekah, flirting with Alexander)
(back to modern day) So these hunters have been around for 900 years?
Apparently. Although our friend in the other room (Conner) is the first I've seen since then. Kind of makes you wonder what they'd been up to all these years.
And Rebekah had a thing with one of them?
Oh, she didn't just have a thing. She fell in love with him. He told her all his secrets, which I will gladly share with you, provided you do one thing for me.
And what's that?
Get Rebekah over here. She's being stubborn and hateful. I-- I need to make peace with her. I want her to give me some very important information about the hunter that she won't do unless we've made up.
And what's in it for me?
Just get her here and I'll tell you. Oh, and Stefan, trust me when I say this. That hunter in there holds the answers to all your prayers.
(about April and Rebekah) You two are friends?
What? Is it so hard to believe I have one?
Yeah. It is.
(about the frat party)So what should we go as? Victim or killers?
Rebekah, Love. Eat your veggies.
I'm not eating until you apologize.
For which indiscretion? There have been so many.
You broke my neck.
You threw away Elena's blood so I can't make anymore hybrids.
Because you took me for granted!
That's what big brothers do, sweetheart.
Can I just name the million other people I'd rather be having dinner with right now?
I'm Jack and these are the two lovely ladies I just-- rippered.
I think I found one.
Roofie guy?
Mmhm.
Nice choice. Go get him.
S4 E5The Killer
Dear Diary, I know it's been a while. A long while. I haven't needed... I haven't wanted to write this stuff down. But I didn't want to say it out loud either. The thing is.. I'm a vampire. And I hate it.
(writing in journal) She's been spiraling since her transition. There are times I barely recognize her. But now, the first time in a while, there's hope.
I feel hopeless. Depressed. Angry. But most of all... I'm scared.
Somewhere in the world, there's a cure for vampires. If I can get it, Elena can be human again. I can giver her back her life.
Part of me just wants to end it. But, then I think of Jeremy; I'm all that he has left. So I need to find a way through this. No matter what it takes.
So that's what I need to do. No matter what Klaus asks; no matter what lies I have to tell or secrets I have to keep, I'll do it. No matter what it takes.
You need to keep Damon in check.
Be a lot easier if I could tell him the truth.
You trust Damon with the cure? I imagine he prefers Elena the way she is.
Nice try, Klaus, but I trust Damon a hell of a lot more than I trust you.
And I trust no one. Which is why my sister is lying daggered in a box.
(after Damon walks into her bedroom) Oh. Excuse me. What are you doing?
Where's Stefan?
Okay. Ah, good morning to you too.
He's not answering his phone and he's not here. Which, you know, big deal, we've only got a killer vampire hunter on the loose.
I haven't talked to him yet today.
Hmm. Give me your phone. Maybe he's dodging me.
Why would he be dodging you?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe the hot sweaty dance party business? Figured you spilled your guilty little guts to him when I left last night. (Elena looks away) Oh, you didn't tell him, did you?
No, Damon. I didn't tell him I got high on blood like some crackhead then dirty danced with you. It was a mistake, okay? I wasn't...myself. And besides he's already got enough to deal with, trying to get me through this vampire stuff.
Oh, I see. Classic shame spiral.
I'm not in a shame spiral.
Oh you so are. Newbie vampire remorse? Whoof, it's worse than a hangover.
I'm not in a shame spiral, Damon.
(Stefan's voicemail picks up)
So either he's dodging both of us...
Or something's wrong.
Where have you been?
Coming up with a plan.
Yeah, we have a plan. Plan is I'm going to rip Connor's heart out and feed it to him.
That's not a plan. We need to be careful. Connor has Jeremy and who knows how many other hostages.
Hence the open heart surgery.
Damon's right. Connor's strong but he's not going to be able to take all of us.
I called in the hybrids to help, too.
My mom put squad cars blocking the streets. They're saying it's a faulty gas main. We're good to go.
Good. Great. No cops, no witnesses, no reason to wait around.
Alright, hold on. We're not all going.
He shot me like nine times. If we're going to kill him, I want in.
He's got Jeremy, I'm going.
Listen, nobody is going anywhere until I figure out what we're walking into.
Until you figure it out? Is that where you've been all morning? Buying bossypants?
(about Matt and April) Those two idiots. They're like danger magnets.
Bang, you're dead. Now what?
(vamp speeds, grabs the gun, pins him on the bed, aims gun at his heart) Head shot's no good. It has to be the heart. So now you're dead.
(laughs) Huh. For someone who doesn't want to be like me, you sure are good at it.
My brother is the only thing that's holding me together right now, Damon. If anything happens to him...
We'll get him out. I promise.
Since when do we team up with Klaus and the lollipop guild?
Ah, who are you?
Who the hell are you?
Caroline.
Oh. You're Tyler's girl. Told me about you. I'm Haley.
Well, Haley. That's pretty crazy, 'cause I haven't heard a thing about you.
Well, I've been staying here for a few days.
Excuse me?
I needed a place to crash, Ty's a buddy, he was kind enough to offer.
I know all of Ty's buddies and I haven't heard about you. So how about we cut out the crap?
Yeah. I don't do teen drama. Take it up with Ty. Excuse me.
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