AApril
You know you use to read me bed time stories.
And now I'm giving you beer. Sounds about right.
S4 E3The Rager
(about the final remaining white oak stake) Damon give that to you?
Yes. Reluctantly. Stefan, she's-- she's not going to stop. She's just going to keep pushing and pushing.
Well if you want to kill her, I'm not going to stop you. But see, here's what will happen. It will feel really good for about ten seconds. And then after that, tens of thousands of vampires all over the world will start to die. Every vampire she ever turned will die. See, rage is a really powerful feeling. But guilt... take it from me. It will destroy you. So. You can either go after her or you can get on the back of my motorcycle. And we can get the hell out of here.
She's quite fetching that Haley.
Where is she?
Oh, she had to run, but don't worry I had her take the back door so Caroline wouldn't see.
Whatever you think you know--
I don't know anything. But I've put together a pretty convincing picture. Why don't you tell me where my imagination deviates from the reality. You went off to the Appalachians to break my sire bond. There you met a pack of werewolves, begged them for help. And among them was a girl. She was gorgeous. With the same animal instincts as you. Emotions ran high, inhibitions ran low--
Stop it.
Then, in a moment of weakness, the thick sexual tension became something much more real.
I said stop!
And Caroline has no idea.
Is the hospital really the best place for a germaphobe?
Did I say that I was a germaphobe? Pfft. Sorry. I meant vampire.
You don't look so hot.
Whatever it is, it's not the white oak stake, so it can't kill me. Surprised you came to my party.
Well I thought about it. You explained why you ran me off the bridge, so the least I can do is explain how I feel. Truth is, Rebekah, I think you're amazing. You've had a thousand years to learn, to grow and to start fresh. And somehow, you've managed to throw it all away. Now you're alone. You're compelling your friends, your brother hates you. You whine about not finding love. The reason you don't find love, is because you don't deserve it. (Rebekah snatches out his heart, only it is a hallucination due to the werewolf venom she ingested)
Keep it up, buddy. We'll be scraping you off the ceiling.
You two are going to kill me anyway.
Well, let's not be too hasty. I feel like we're just getting to know each other.
Start with the basics. Where are you from? What do you know? Maybe even cue me in on this greater evil, because I fought this guy (jerks thumb in Klaus's direction) and there's nothing more evil than that.
Yeah, truth be told, I'm as evil as it gets.
I'm not telling you anything. You think that if you kill me it will be over? There's another waiting to take my place.
See, this is what I like to hear. Vague threats, ominous prophecies, disappearing tattoos--
(Loses his smirk) What do you mean tattoos?
Don't bother, you can't see the damn thing.
There's more to you than meets the eye, isn't there? (Connor attempts to stake Klaus) Nice try. But I'm faster than your average vampire. (Takes the stake from Connor and looks at the carving on it) You're one of The Five.
The what?
And I'm faster than your average hunter. (pulls the string attached to a bomb)
(Elena is hallucinating, seeing Damon instead of Stefan)
Why am I thinking about you?
Because you're a vampire now. And part of you knows you're a lot more like me, than you are like him.
Come one, buy me a farewell drink. Talk about that the hell Klaus meant by "The Five".
You know you're not going anywhere, Damon. And I'm not you're new partner in vampire crime. Fix things with Stefan and Elena. Don't let your pride leave you all alone.
Hey.
Hey. Thanks for coming.
Not everyday that I get summoned by a Salvatore. So what's up?
(sighs) Do you remember what you were like before you turned?
Um, you mean an insecure control freak? (Stefan chuckles) Yeah.
You grew into yourself when you became a vampire. You changed. And Elena, she's changing too. And I want her to be able to enjoy it. Without all the guilt and shame that I went through. And there was a moment today when she did. And when I'm with her, every bone in my body tells me to join her, to enjoy it. (pause) But I know that if I do, even a little, I risk becoming him. The Ripper. I love her. And I don't want to hold her back.
But you don't know how to be around her and still resist that urge.
Damon promised he'd help me stay off the edge. But, it's, ah, he and I aren't in a very good place right now. Not when it comes to her. I just thought, you're so good at it. At being a vampire.
(scoffs) Because of you, Stefan. I'm good at it because of you. (pause) Come to me. Whenever you want. I won't let you loose control.
(after taking a little too much from Matt) What have I done?
Nothing you should be ashamed of. You are a vampire now. You just have to learn the right way to be one. And I'm going to teach you.
You saved me.
Congratulations. You just became worth more to me alive than dead.
What...what did you mean when you said I was one of "The Five"?
You don't know your own history. Well let's just say it's made you the most well protected vampire hunter in town.
S4 E4The Five
I'm searching for a supernatural handbook.
You know for a fact that he was supernatural?
Definitely wasn't natural. Guy magically appears just as someone blows up the entire Founders' Council, covered in tattoos that only Jeremy Gilbert, of all people in the world, seems to be able to see. Klaus mentioned something about him being one of The Five. And he kamakazis himself with explosives. Sound natural to you?
What's The Five?
That's what I'm hoping is in the first chapter of the handbook. (phone rings) Liz Forbes, my favorite sheriff. (pause, as Liz is saying something) What? (pause again) That's concerning. (another pause) Keep me posted.
(after shooting at Elena with a crossbow) A little slow. Almost got you.
That's why we are not using the wood ones for Hunter Defense Class.
What about Caroline? She's a genius at self-control.
She's too good. She doesn't understand how hard it is, and you, well... I know what being around too much blood does to you, so... I can't put you through that.
(vamp speeds behind Elena, holding the shaft of an arrow against her throat) So I guess that leaves Damon, huh?
(flips him over her shoulder, straddles him, and holds the arrow against his throat) Don't be jealous. You know I wish it could be you.
Fine. You win.
(after watching Rebekah attempt to give Matt a new truck) You're trying too hard.
Last I heard you were leaving town, forever.
Well, I was. But, then I thought to myself, how can I when my sister, clearly so desperate for love and affection, is left here, bribing the help.
What do you want, Nik? Thought I was dead to you.
Things change, Rebekah. I've stumbled upon something I think might be of interest to you.
Doubt that.
No? Well, what if I told you the Brotherhood of the Five still existed?
(clearly shocked) What?
You see. And like that, bygones. Come on, love. Work to do.
We don't have anything to do. There is no "we". I don't care about the Five. And I don't care about you.
As you wish.
Something tells me college isn't in my future anymore.
Oh, stop with the pity party. If I can go to college, you can go to college.
You went to college?
Sure. Plenty of times. I always had a thing for sorority girls.
You're disgusting.
(whispering) I know.
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