Elena and Damon in “Unfinished Business”

Elena

(after Damon walks into her bedroom) Oh. Excuse me. What are you doing?

Damon

Where's Stefan?

Elena

Okay. Ah, good morning to you too.

Damon

He's not answering his phone and he's not here. Which, you know, big deal, we've only got a killer vampire hunter on the loose.

Elena

I haven't talked to him yet today.

Damon

Hmm. Give me your phone. Maybe he's dodging me.

Elena

Why would he be dodging you?

Damon

Oh, I don't know. Maybe the hot sweaty dance party business? Figured you spilled your guilty little guts to him when I left last night. (Elena looks away) Oh, you didn't tell him, did you?

Elena

No, Damon. I didn't tell him I got high on blood like some crackhead then dirty danced with you. It was a mistake, okay? I wasn't...myself. And besides he's already got enough to deal with, trying to get me through this vampire stuff.

Damon

Oh, I see. Classic shame spiral.

Elena

I'm not in a shame spiral.

Damon

Oh you so are. Newbie vampire remorse? Whoof, it's worse than a hangover.

Elena

I'm not in a shame spiral, Damon.

Damon

So either he's dodging both of us...

Elena

Or something's wrong.