She can't even keep my blood down.
She drank from you?
Oops. Did I just say that out loud?
S4 E2Memorial
(about Conner) Also, if he shows his face, I'm gonna kick his ass.
They're floating lanterns in the sky. Can you believe that? Japanese lanterns as a symbol of letting go of the past. Well, here's a newsflash: we're not Japanese! You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything ok. Or even singing a prayer, or pretending Elena's not going to end up like the rest of us murderous vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: "Makes them feel better Damon". So what? For how long? A minute? A day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not gonna make up for the fact, the only thing you have left is a hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock. With a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So, thanks, friend. You would leave me here to babysit. 'Cause I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl. Remember? I'm just stuck here fighting with my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
(as a ghost) I miss you too, buddy.
S4 E3The Rager
Good day for a midlife crisis. 164 years, I'd say you're due.
That hunter jacked Tyler Lockwood of his werewolf venom last night. So basically he's got vampire poison in a bottle. And I'm going to find him, and I'm going to eat him.
I hate her. I didn't think I was capable of hate, but I hate her. And I hate that I hate her.
How about we just leave the murdering to Damon.
And then do what? Ignore her to death?
You're good at this, you know that. You saved my vampire life, now you're saving hers. You should write a book. Go on The View.
Haley?
Hey, Lockwolf.
Tell me that is not a bomb.
Ok. It's a kitten. It's an adorable, exploding kitten.
Why didn't you call your brother?
Because I'm proud and stubborn and, oh, look. You're already here. Come on, you're not going to get hurt. All I need you to do is be doctorly, and cut out the arrow. I'd do it myself but if I move (tugs on one of the strings, then mimics an explosion).
You are a good brother.
I'm the bad brother.
You're strung up to a bomb while Stefan plays vampire with the girl who broke your heart. But you are doing a very good job of acting like it doesn't suck.
(Damon starts undressing)
You know he was in my school today?
Yep. Jeremy told me.
Why were you talking to Jeremy?
Don't worry about it.
Damon, don't bring him into this.
Cherish the thought he might actually be useful, Elena. (starts to unzip his jeans) You staying for the show, or... (unbuttons jeans)
(leaving) I'm finding that stake.
(At Rebekah's new house/anti-curfew party) Wow. We didn't have to be invited in. Wonder who use to live here.
Or who died here.
I ditched Rebekah's ditching party. (Kisses Tyler, then notices Klaus's bodyguards for Tyler) What's with all the testosterone?
Hybrids. I'm on house arrest.
Says who? Your mom? Come on, let's sneak out.
Ah, not my mom, Caroline...
You're kidding me. Klaus?
You're a new face.
And I take it from your accent, you're an old one. Klaus.
My reputation precedes me. Hopefully not all bad.
A little bad. Mostly repulsive.
So you're a friend of Tyler's. Strange he's never mentioned you.
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