The Vampire Diaries · Season 5, Episode 6
“Handle With Care” · Season 5, Episode 6
In this episode: Damon Salvatore (5), Silas (3), Elena Gilbert (2), Stefan Salvatore (1), Caroline Forbes (1), Jeremy Gilbert (1), Katherine Pierce (1), Tessa (1)
Quiet, still, peaceful. I like our life when it's like this.
But this is our life, which probably means that somebody's gonna walk through that door and shatter it.
Oh, don't say that.
In 10...9...(kisses her head)
Just let me enjoy the moment.
6...5...(kisses her head again)
Damon, today is the day that we're gonna bring Bonnie back. It's a good day.
3...2...(kisses her again)
Damon, it's a good day.(kisses him)
Greetings.
One.
Good morning, frenemies.
Oh, you don't think that I keep my promises,
You said that now you're a witch again you would bring Bonnie back from the other side.
I did, and I can.
And you promised Damon that you would to that if he helped you.
Yeah.
But you're kind of evil. No offense.
None taken.
So I'm just trying to figure out how I can trust one of your last acts in this world will be to bring my best friend back.
Did you want me to pinky swear?
[Whitmore College: Katherine, wearing a towel and holding a box of black hair dye in her hand, enters Elena and Caroline's dorm room. As Katherine walks to a mirror, she tosses aside the box. Katherine approaches the mirror and looks at her reflection. As Katherine looks at her reflection in the mirror, Caroline enters holding a cardboard box, not realizing that Katherine is in her dorm room instead of Elena.]
[To Katherine] I don't wanna know if Tyler called, so don't even tell me. [Puts the box on her bed] So do you wanna do small appliances or toiletries?
[As Caroline starts putting her things in the box, Katherine turns to her.]
I mean, I'd compel a cute boy to do it for us, but I don't think I wanna see a cute boy ever again. Except for Jesse, who's conveniently not answering his phone.
Um, we're moving out?
Hello? Dr. Maxfield thinks we're vampires, you know. Threatened to expose us, told us to drop out.
That sucks. [Tosses down the other towel and turns to Caroline]
[Exploding in ferocity and savagery, Caroline vamp-speeds towards Katherine, grabbing her by the throat and pinning her against the wall.]
What the hell are you doing in my dorm, Katherine?
I just need a place to crash.
What? I loathe you.
I'm desperate, okay? Damon kicked me out, Stefan doesn't remember me, and I just spent my last $20 on a meal that I didn't even get to enjoy.
Aw. And how is any of this my problem?
Look at you. Moving out? Giving up? It's very un-Caroline of you. You need me. Bad.
[Caroline lets go of Katherine.]
In exchange for a place to stay, and Elena's meal card, I will help you deal with Dr– Whoever.
Dr. Maxfield. He teaches bio.
I'm sorry. What? You're scared of a teacher? Aw, honey, you really need to take a crash course on Villain 101, but luckily for you, I have an honorary doctorate. What do you say, roomy?
New Jersey? The supernatural other world is bound by an object in Snooki's backyard?
You know that old, ancient story I told you about the Travelers? Oh, wait. You don't. I fried your brain and took your memories. Sorry. The Travelers- you know how Silas wants to destroy the other side so he can be at peace with that slut Amara that he calls his one true love? The Travelers don't want that.
Why not?
Not important. Scratch that. Very important. I'm just not gonna answer it.
Knock, knock. (No answer) Knock, knock. Who's there? The Mayor. The Mayor who?
Well, who?
No one. That's the joke. No ones there because I killed the Mayor.
You're a dick.
Tessa may be insane, but she's a bona fide genius. 2,000 years old, immortal, indestructible. The anchor isn't a thing. It's a person.
I love you, Silas. I'm so sorry. I have to be cured. I can't live another day.
Elena, meet crazy pants. Crazy pants, meet Elena.
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