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The Vampire Diaries · Season 5, Episode 2

“True Lies” quotes from The Vampire Diaries

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“True Lies” · Season 5, Episode 2

In this episode: Damon Salvatore (5), Jeremy Gilbert (4), Katherine Pierce (4), Caroline Forbes (3), Elena Gilbert (2), Silas (1)

He's deferring from enrolling and deferring from returning my calls, so I'm deferring from having sex with him ever again.

Don't play the hero. You two are just waiting for the convenient time to hand me back over to him. I've done this a thousand times. I get it. I'm the leverage. I'm that thing that everybody wants. I'm the freaking moonstone.

You are not getting out of the car because you want an aspirin.

Then maybe I can get out of the car because I need to pee, like, in a bathroom. Like a lady.

Look, I get why you like her. I mean, I have a soft spot for brunettes, too. What I don't get is why she likes you.

That's because you haven't had sex with me.

Get in the truck and drive.

Where are you going?

I can't leave Matt.

Uh, wai-- huh? How do you think I survived 500 years? It wasn't because I was a vampire. It's because I never looked back. Don't be dumb. Survive.

That's why people treat you like an object and not like a person.

That's Stefan's Daylight ring.

I snagged it from Silas yesterday. And for the record, I am secure enough in our relationship that you having psychic dreams about your ex-boyfriend does not bother me. ...But it still sucks.

I love you. We're gonna save Stefan, and I'm still gonna love you, OK?

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