Oh. I'm outing myself as not-Stefan. Obviously. Don't be afraid. Don't move.
SSheriff
What's happening?
We've met before, actually, when I was appearing as your daughter. To bash your head in? Does that ring any bells?
Indeed. I am a 2,000- year-old immortal that Caroline and her friends thought they got rid of.
SSheriff
Are you appearing to me as Stefan?
Well, yes and no. This is my true form. Stefan is my doppelganger.
What if I get a sudden craving and want to eat her?
Why are you in my brother's bathtub?
I will say that's a tempting offer.
Mm. He flirts. I like Elena-less Stefan.
You know, human looks better on you than I would have guessed, Katherine.
I think you just accidentally gave me a compliment.
Nope. I mean it. You sitting here all weak and vulnerable. It works.
If I hear the word doppelganger one more time, I think I'm gonna actually have to learn how to spell it.
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