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Jeremy Gilbert quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Played by Steven R. McQueen · 83 quotes · page 2 of 6

Jeremy Gilbert

Played by Steven R. McQueen

The Vampire Diaries · 1,518 quotes

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in The Vampire Diaries: in 83 of its 1,518 quotes
Most scenes with: Damon Salvatore (28), Elena Gilbert (22), Bonnie Bennett (18)

Scenes with Jeremy Gilbert 73

How did you know?

Jeremy

I knew this girl. Vicki. She was attacked by an animal; a bite to the neck. She started acting crazy, weird, and it seemed like drugs, but then you showed me those articles. And then I saw your face and how it changed the night in the cemetery when I kissed you.

You know you can't tell anyone, right?

Jeremy

Who would believe me?

You'd be surprised.

Jeremy

Why didn't you kill me?

I don't know. Maybe I'm a sucker for guys like you.

Jeremy

Like what?

Lost. Why would you confront me about it? Why would you risk it?

Jeremy

Because if it was true, maybe it's true about Vicki. And also because I want you to turn me.

I love storms.

Jeremy

Is that a vampire thing? 'Cause I read vampires don't like running water.

That's only Dracula. He was a complete wuss. Never showered...very smelly.

Jeremy

Seriously?

First rule about vampires: don't believe anything you read.

Jeremy

Does your mom know you're a...?

The fact that you would even think it's possible to keep something like that a secret from your own family is just further proof that you're not ready.

Jeremy

'Not ready' is a step up from 'no'.

And a million steps down from 'maybe'.

Jeremy

I wake up everyday and I feel okay. But there's something missing, like a hole. Some people, they fit in life or whatever. I don't.

So you want a pity turn? I don't think so.

Jeremy

You should turn me 'cause I don't have anything else.

Do you even know why we turn other people? It's not just to give someone a one-way ticket out of lonerhood, okay? One, we need someone to do our dirty work. Two, revenge. Three, boredom, but you know that never turns out well. And then, you know, there's the obvious one - you love someone so much that you would do anything to spend all of eternity with them. I'm sorry but you don't fit any of those categories yet.

The Gilberts have been a part of this town for 150 years. One of the founding families. Along with that distinction, comes certain obligations, including going to the party. One day, when you can appreciate the significance, I'll tell you all about your heritage.

Mmm...'Gilbert family legacy.' I forgot how sacred it was. I'm not a Gilbert, so I was never cool enough to hear it.

Jeremy

Why does she hate you?

We used to sleep together.

(throws a wrapper at him) I am standing right here!

You were basically using me to turn you into a vampire so you could be with someone else.

Jeremy

No, I wasn't using you.

Really? Then how would you like to define it?

Jeremy

(scoffs) I don't think it's any worse than becoming friends with me so we could give your mother my blood.

How do you know that?

Jeremy

It's not important.

Seriously, Jeremy. What do you know?

Jeremy

Everything. I know everything.

Jeremy

There's a part of me that's so angry that she covered up what happened to Vicki and erased my memory, but there's also this other part of me that's glad. I don't want to remember Vicki like that.

As a monster?

Jeremy

No. As someone who wanted to hurt me.

When I met you, you were just a part of my plan to get my mother back, but then things changed... all the time we spent together. I would never do anything to hurt you... not now. You know that, right?

Your uncle John wants us dead.

Jeremy

Oh, you don't know that.

Yes, I do. He's a hater, Jeremy.

Jeremy

Well, I'm not.

No. You're something else entirely.

Jeremy

Oh, yeah? What would that be?

My weakness.

It's my blood. If you die with it in your system, you'll come back.

Jeremy

Anna...

I know you, what it's like for you...being alone, always feeling empty inside, no one to understand. But when you're a vampire, you don't have to feel that way! You can shut it off. I can show you how.

I lied; I was wrong. But you're my brother, Jer, and I love you, and I have to fix it. So just tell me, what can I do?

Jeremy

You can go to hell, Elena.

(mockingly) I have so many emotions, but I don't have any way to express them. Being a teenager is so hard!

Jeremy

You're a dick!

(grabs him) You do not talk to me like that. I'm not your sister. And from now on, don't talk to your sister that way, either.

Jeremy

So, you're going to kill me just because I hurt Elena's feelings?

Cut her some slack!

Jeremy

She erased my memories.

No, I did. She was protecting you.

Jeremy

It wasn't her call to make.

(Damon grabs him)

Jeremy

Let go of me before I cause a scene.

You'd be unconscious before you even got a word out.

Jeremy

Anna said that vampires don't have to feel pain; that they could turn it off if they shut out their humanity.

It's very true.

Jeremy

Is it easier that way?

Is what easier?

Jeremy

Life.

Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to.

Jeremy

Elena, what's going on in here?

(struggles out of Damon's grip) Nothing, Jeremy, it's okay. Just-- just go back to bed.

No, it's not okay, Elena. (looks from her to Jeremy) He wants to be a vampire. (rushes to Jeremy, grabs him by the neck and pins him against the wall)

No, Damon, stop it!

Damon (to Jeremy): You wanna shut out the pain? It's the easiest thing in the world! The part of you that cares, it just goes away. All you have to do is flip the switch and snap! (breaks Jeremy's neck)

(gasps) Damon! (Jeremy falls to the floor) NO!

Jeremy, so good to see you alive.

Jeremy

Aren't you a little old for a high school carnival?

150 years too old.

Jeremy

Your pretty funny - cracking jokes when I could, I dunno, blow the whole lid off this thing by telling someone what you really are.

So...please tell me that that is not a threat

Jeremy

Maybe it is. (looks at his ring)

Okay. (grabs Jeremy in a chokehold) This is what we're not going to do. We’re not going to walk around like we're invincible, when it is this easy for me to end you. If you wanna tell people what I really am, go ahead and try. I will shove this ring so far up your ass, you'll really have something to choke on. (throws ring at Jeremy)

What the hell are you doing here?

Jeremy

You don't lock your front door.

Yeah. (starts to take a drink)

Jeremy

I wouldn't, I-- I laced it with vervain.

Now why would you do that?

Jeremy

(holds up wooden stake) So I could stake you with this.

You came here to kill me?

Jeremy

Well, it's only fair. You killed me first.

What made you wisen up?

Jeremy

My father hated vampires. My uncle, too. They were absolute; they knew exactly what they stood for. I figure maybe I should, too. I mean, stand for something. But killing you - what's that gonna do?

Look, I don't do the big brother thing very well. Sorry I don't have any milk and cookies to offer you.

Jeremy

(gets up to leave) Dick.

Wait. (Jeremy stops) ...My father hated vampires, too. For the same reason yours did. Only it was 1864; people knew how to whittle. (looks at the stake) Did you do this?

Jeremy

Yeah, it's-- it's harder than it looks.

Hmm.

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