Jenna Sommers quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Jenna

Eat anyway. It's a ruse. I wanna talk.

Jenna

I've no secrets. Only dirty shame.

Jenna

Not now, Ric. Tonight, I trade you for Senor Tequila.

Logan

I know you. You have a lot more insults in you, I can tell.

Jenna

Your hairline’s receding.

Logan

No, it’s not. You wanna have lunch?

Jenna

Nope.

Logan

You haven’t changed a bit.

Jenna

Oh, yes I have. I’m meaner now.

Elena

Jenna, are you aware of what’s going on upstairs?

Jenna

Uh huh…

Elena

And...you have no objection?

Jenna

He could be craftier about it. At least make an effort to sneak her in and out.

Jenna

Have you called him?

Elena

Nope, not going to either.

Jenna

And you’re okay with everything?

Elena

No, I’m not okay with any of it. I’m not gonna cry about it either. You know, I was going to write in my diary this morning and then I thought, what am I going to write? Honestly, I’m not gonna be one of those pathetic girls whose world stops spinning because of some guy.

Logan

(to Elena) Hi...Elena, right? I think I met you once when you were nine.

Jenna

Your emotional maturity level when we were together.

Logan

Ouch! And here I thought we’re making progress.

Logan

Wait. One condition. Dinner, tonight, your house.

Jenna

Fine, but you’re eating leftovers.

Logan

Oooh…

Damon

Is she hot?

Jeremy

Yeah, but she can be weird.

Damon

Hot trumps weird. Trust me.

Jenna

[Talking with Elena in kitchen about Damon] He is ridiculously hot.

Elena

Shh! He's an ass.

Jenna

Don't be grumpy. It can't be that bad.

Damon

You'd be surprised. My primary reason for existence has abandoned me, and after today's events, the remains of the shaky ground that I walk on are about to go 'kaboom.' (turns to Kelly) Let's get hammered.

Jenna

Hide. We're not here.

Kelly

Why? Where'd we go?

Jenna

Children under our care, five o'clock.

What's up with Jeremy?

Jenna

He just lost a friend, so try to be sensitive.

John

I'm always sensitive.

Jenna

Right. So, really, how long are you staying?

John

Can't you at least pretend that you're happy to see me?

Jenna

(acting perky and excited) Oh my god! John, it is so good to see you! How have you been? (drops the act) No, I can't.

John

Did you really think I was just gonna sign the escrow papers and send them back?

Jenna

Actually, I did.

John

I'm not gonna let you sell my brother's office.

Jenna

It's not up to you or me - it belongs to Jeremy and Elena.

John

They're minors, so I get the final say, being that I'm the estate's trustee.

John

The Gilberts have been a part of this town for 150 years. One of the founding families. Along with that distinction, comes certain obligations, including going to the party. One day, when you can appreciate the significance, I'll tell you all about your heritage.

Jenna

Mmm...'Gilbert family legacy.' I forgot how sacred it was. I'm not a Gilbert, so I was never cool enough to hear it.

Jeremy

Why does she hate you?

John

We used to sleep together.

Jenna

(throws a wrapper at him) I am standing right here!

Jenna

Dress. Ballerina.

Caroline

Puppy! Puppy...puppy with a tutu?

Damon

No...

Jenna

Dog. Hound. Hound dog. You ain't nothing but a hound dog!

Mason

Dances with Wolves.

Damon

[Stops drawing] Mason wins again.

Jenna

How is that a wolf?

Mason

Alaric, catch that game next week?

Alaric

Yeah. Looking forward to it.

Damon

Hey you know, I should probably head out, too. [to Jenna] Jenna, you are a wonderful hostess.

Jenna

And you are a terrible artist.

Damon

Is that the only thing that makes me terrible?

Jenna

Still deciding.

Damon

Good enough for me. [to Alaric] Alaric...let's not catch that game next week.