Anna quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Anna

Hey, it's me again. Anna. Stalker chick and fuzzball champion.

Anna

I'm not gonna turn someone who learned everything he knows about vampires from Netflix.

Jeremy

I'm stuck on punch duty at the school dance.

Anna

How'd you get stuck with that?

Jeremy

I'm failing English - I copped a plea.

Elena

Do you really want Katherine out that bad?

Anna

Trust me, nobody that I know wants to see that girl again; except Damon, the love-struck idiot.

Stefan

I can get it.

Anna

Which means your brother has it. And I have the witch, so one of you had better meet me in the very public town square in 30 minutes so we can safely discuss how fun it's gonna be to work together. [Hangs up]

Damon

Stefan will come after you, you know that. For messing with Elena.

Anna

Then he won't be too happy if I kill her when I don't get what I want. [Begins to walk away]

Damon

[Sighs] When do you want to do this?

Anna

[Laughs] God, it's like 1864 all over again. You Salvatores are truly pathetic when it comes to women.

Anna

You wouldn't have helped me.

Damon

[Rushes at Pearl; grabs her by the throat]

Anna

No!

Damon

Why do you get a happy ending?

Anna

Damon, please! You wouldn't have helped me! You know you wouldn't!

Damon

Why do you get it and I don't?

Pearl

The guard. The one at the church - the one who locked us in. She promised to turn him. He was obsessed with her.

Damon

[Tightens his grip]

Anna

No-

Pearl

[Choking] She had him under her spell...like everybody else. He let her go.

Damon

[Releases Pearl]

Anna

The last I saw her...was Chicago. 1983. She knew where you were, Damon. She didn't care. [Whispers] Sorry.

Anna

How did you know?

Jeremy

I knew this girl. Vicki. She was attacked by an animal; a bite to the neck. She started acting crazy, weird, and it seemed like drugs, but then you showed me those articles. And then I saw your face and how it changed the night in the cemetery when I kissed you.

Anna

You know you can't tell anyone, right?

Jeremy

Who would believe me?

Anna

You'd be surprised.

Jeremy

Why didn't you kill me?

Anna

I don't know. Maybe I'm a sucker for guys like you.

Jeremy

Like what?

Anna

Lost. Why would you confront me about it? Why would you risk it?

Jeremy

Because if it was true, maybe it's true about Vicki. And also because I want you to turn me.

Anna

I love storms.

Jeremy

Is that a vampire thing? 'Cause I read vampires don't like running water.

Anna

That's only Dracula. He was a complete wuss. Never showered...very smelly.

Jeremy

Seriously?

Anna

First rule about vampires: don't believe anything you read.

Jeremy

Does your mom know you're a...?

Anna

The fact that you would even think it's possible to keep something like that a secret from your own family is just further proof that you're not ready.

Jeremy

'Not ready' is a step up from 'no'.

Anna

And a million steps down from 'maybe'.

Jeremy

I wake up everyday and I feel okay. But there's something missing, like a hole. Some people, they fit in life or whatever. I don't.

Anna

So you want a pity turn? I don't think so.

Jeremy

You should turn me 'cause I don't have anything else.

Anna

Do you even know why we turn other people? It's not just to give someone a one-way ticket out of lonerhood, okay? One, we need someone to do our dirty work. Two, revenge. Three, boredom, but you know that never turns out well. And then, you know, there's the obvious one - you love someone so much that you would do anything to spend all of eternity with them. I'm sorry but you don't fit any of those categories yet.

Damon

You were playing house with half of a tomb of really pissed-off vampires. What did you think was going to happen?

Anna

My mom is devastated. They tried to overthrow her.

Damon

Why isn't she here, telling me this?

Anna

She doesn't really do apologies.

Damon

Well, that's a coincidence, 'cause I don't do forgiveness.

Anna

I remember this event from 1864. I was supposed to enter...before everything happened.

Damon

Ah, nostalgia's a bitch.

Anna

If you're just gonna mock me, could you move along, please?

Anna

You were basically using me to turn you into a vampire so you could be with someone else.

Jeremy

No, I wasn't using you.

Anna

Really? Then how would you like to define it?

Jeremy

(scoffs) I don't think it's any worse than becoming friends with me so we could give your mother my blood.

Anna

How do you know that?

Jeremy

It's not important.

Anna

Seriously, Jeremy. What do you know?

Jeremy

Everything. I know everything.

Jeremy

There's a part of me that's so angry that she covered up what happened to Vicki and erased my memory, but there's also this other part of me that's glad. I don't want to remember Vicki like that.

Anna

As a monster?

Jeremy

No. As someone who wanted to hurt me.

Anna

When I met you, you were just a part of my plan to get my mother back, but then things changed... all the time we spent together. I would never do anything to hurt you... not now. You know that, right?