What the hell are you doing here?
You don't lock your front door.
Yeah. (starts to take a drink)
I wouldn't, I-- I laced it with vervain.
Now why would you do that?
(holds up wooden stake) So I could stake you with this.
You came here to kill me?
Well, it's only fair. You killed me first.
What made you wisen up?
My father hated vampires. My uncle, too. They were absolute; they knew exactly what they stood for. I figure maybe I should, too. I mean, stand for something. But killing you - what's that gonna do?
Look, I don't do the big brother thing very well. Sorry I don't have any milk and cookies to offer you.
(gets up to leave) Dick.
Wait. (Jeremy stops) ...My father hated vampires, too. For the same reason yours did. Only it was 1864; people knew how to whittle. (looks at the stake) Did you do this?
Yeah, it's-- it's harder than it looks.
Hmm.
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