Jeremy Gilbert quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Tyler

Answer me! Why ... why wolf pictures?

Jeremy

Because... because I know.

Tyler

You know what? You know what, Jeremy?!

Jeremy

I know what you are.

Jeremy

Why didn't you give it to him?

Tyler

Because he wants it. I'm a dick that way.

Jeremy

I need to talk to you.

Damon

And why do I need to talk to you? (tries to shut the door)

Jeremy

(trying to convince Damon) Tyler has to kill someone to activate his curse. He's not a werewolf yet.

Damon

Wow, fascinating. Not enough. (tries to shut the door again)

Damon

If we start believing in supernatural witchy-woo from picture book, we’re idiots. Where is the stone now?

Jeremy

Tyler.

Damon

Can you get it?

Jeremy

Yeah.

Damon

See, now your life has purpose.

Jeremy

So you do believe it?

Damon

This is the same book that says that a werewolf bite kills a vampire. Ignoring it would make me an even bigger idiot.

Jeremy

Damon...

Damon

You wanted to be a part of this? Well, here it is. Kill or be killed. The guy’s a werewolf - he’d kill me the first chance he got. So you suck it up, or leave. He wants me to kill him, anyway. Don’t you, Mason? It really is a curse, isn’t it? You know, I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.

Mason

I love her.

Damon

Oh, I know! I’ve been where you are. But Katherine will only rip your heart out. Let me do it for her.

Bonnie

What's going on?

Jeremy

We're gonna kill Katherine.

Stefan

I can explain.

Bonnie

Please.

Stefan

...We're gonna kill Katherine.

Jeremy

So, can you like do a hocus-pocus to ace a test?

Bonnie

I don't know that spell.

Jeremy

That'd be like the first one I'd learn.

Jeremy

You can't just do this alone!

Damon

He's not. Let's go.

Stefan

You're coming?

Damon

It's Elena.

Bonnie

I'll be fine.

Jeremy

You could get hurt.

Bonnie

And Elena could die.

Jeremy

I don't need an escort to my room.

Bonnie

I don't know - between here and upstairs, there's still time for you do something stupid!

Jeremy

What kind of witch roofie was that?

Bonnie

A strong one.

Jeremy

So, Luka remember anything?

Bonnie

No, he just lost consciousness, that's all.

Jeremy

Should we, uh, wait for Caroline?

Bonnie

She was just gonna drop Luka off at the Grill, said to lock the door on our way out.

Jeremy

Yeah, well I hope she drops him hard.

Bonnie

Wait. You're Elena's little brother. I've known you forever. You're that punk kid. And remember your awkward phase, and then your emo phase, your druggie phase. And overnight you've turned into this hot guy who's really sweet and-

Jeremy

You think I'm hot?

Bonnie

With everything that's going on, you know, curses and sacrifice-

Jeremy

Enough already.

Bonnie

Whoa

Jeremy

(to Bonnie) This is useless. In all these grimoires, there– there has to be something in here to keep Elena from becoming a vampire.

Bonnie

And we'll keep looking, until the last minute.

Jeremy

How is she?

Damon

I don't know yet.

Alaric

And Jenna?

Damon

(shakes his head)

Alaric

No...

Damon

I'm sorry, Jeremy.

Elena

Damon...?

Damon

How do you feel?

Elena

(slowly nods) I feel fine...

Jeremy

What are you doing?

Matt

I can't find my truck!

Jeremy

That's probably a sign you shouldn't be driving it.