Stefan Salvatore quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Klaus

Chicago was magical.

Stefan

Yeah, well, I'll take your word for it. Like I said, I don't remember most of it.

Rebekah

Sorry to crash the fun boys, but some of us actually came here to hear the music, not you.

Stefan

I’m so sorry sweetheart, are we offending you?

Rebekah

It takes a lot more than a baby face like this to offend me.

Stefan

Hey, are you even gonna tell me your name?

Rebekah

Sure, when you earn it.

Stefan

What is wrong with you?!

Damon

What is wrong with you? You kill Andie one day, you save my life the next. What are you, good? Bad? Pick one!

Stefan

Klaus almost saw Elena today. You have to get her out of Chicago.

Damon

She's not going anywhere until she's got you checked into vampire rehab and on the mend. Trust me, I've tried.

Stefan

She is the key to everything. Klaus can't know she's alive.

Damon

What are you talking about?

Stefan

She was supposed to die in the sacrifice, and she didn't - now Klaus can't create any new hybrids. And his witch is seconds away from figuring that out. Tell Elena to go home and forget about me.

Damon

Tell her yourself.

Elena

Lexi found you like this before, in the 20s, and-- and she saved you.

Stefan

And you know what I did after that? I spent 30 years trying to pull myself together. To a vampire, that's nothing. To you? That's half your life.

Elena

I can't give up on you, Stefan.

Stefan

Yes, you can. It's done - that part of my life is done. I don't want to see you. I don't want to be with you. I just want you to go.

Rebekah

There has to be more to this dress.

Stefan

There’s not.

Rebekah

So women in the 21st century dress like prostitutes, then. You know, I got dirty looks for wearing trousers.

Klaus

You wore trousers so women today could wear nothing.

Klaus

Nice one, good work.

Stefan

You're the one that pulled the dagger out of her.

Rebekah

I heard that!

Stefan

I have done everything Klaus asked me to.

Rebekah

No, you just failed to mention that the doppelganger is still alive.

Stefan

Where is Klaus now?

Rebekah

With any luck, ripping that cow's head off.

Stefan

(attacks her) Where is she?!

Rebekah

You really do love her, don't you? Consider me jealous.

Elena

Stefan, you can control this. When that buzzer goes off, just...just drink from me!

Stefan

You don't get it; I can't stop, Elena. I'm a ripper! A ripper doesn't stop! I listen to the words that come out of your mouth and all I hear is the sound of your heart pumping blood through your body. And when that clock ticks down, I'm going to have to feed on you. You want to know what's worse? I'm not going to be able to stop.

Klaus

Now this is fascinating, I've never seen this before. The only thing stronger than your craving for blood is your love for this one girl. ...Why don't you turn it off?

Stefan

No.

Klaus

Come on... Your humanity is killing you! All the guilt, must be exhausting. (pauses) Turn it off.

Stefan

No!

Elena

Stefan...

Klaus

You're strong. But you're not...that...strong. (pauses) Turn...it...off.

Stefan

(shoves Klaus away) NO!

Klaus

TURN IT OFF!

Klaus

...I fixed him.

Elena

I know who you really are, better than anyone, Stefan. I am not giving up.

Stefan

Elena, do you have any idea how pathetic that makes you?

Elena

No, Stefan. (stakes Stefan in the gut) It makes me strong.

Stefan

All these words. Forgot how much I used to care.

Elena

I didn't.

Stefan

You're...

Lexi

... dead? Technically, so are you.

Stefan

I will rip you apart, Lexi.

Lexi

You can't. I'm already dead.

Stefan

It’s precision born out of tragic boredom.

Damon

All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally agree with me?

Stefan

Okay, time to fess up. What's the point of the jailbreak?

Damon

I thought you needed a hug, Stefan.